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![]() From the Luckiest handicapper in the world ~ Clyde
==================================== Hello racing fans. Users of CLYDEFORM!! are celebrating huge victories today.SightyPoo is but one of them.The really,really big victory has been .....me, of course.As I have typed....I was asked to participate in the big deal FedlSpar contest.This, I accepted as long as I could use a pseudo name and reveal later in the contest my real name.I thought players would not enter if they knew the world's greatest handicapper was playing.That is why I insisted I start out at negative $10,000. One has to be fair. Well, CLYDEFORM!! pointed to the 9 in Sunday's contest race and ....wouldn't ya know it-----CLYDEFORM!! was right on the button;again. Usng numerous ZC's....one of which was to replace the Zodiac Luck provided by Eternal Flame with even more luck;that would be the curly voice of Arlettuce. Thank ya Baby---brand new Cadillac for ya Hawney. ANYWAYS!!....ClarkeKent,mild mannered reporter for the Daily Meteor, was in 49th place out of over 3700. That winner is worth about $3000.00 and Clarke should vault into a very admirable position as we await the last two races today and Wednesday. If there is one thing for which I am famous ----it is modesty. ME WIN BIG MONEY!!!!! BIG!!!! HUGE!!!! Maybe even win mos' honur-burr contest!!!! THUD! |