Let's talk about fear!!!!!

#1 06-15-2006, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonit

I have a fear of nickels....oh and dimes too....I fear them twice as much....so basically, I guess I have a fear of change.

Agent Q yer never funny so give it a rest.

#2 06-15-2006, 03:06 PM

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

Suffolk Shippers · #3 06-18-2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

SIGH!!!! ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

paisjpq · #4 06-18-2006, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

And on a related note Rush L.

my miss storm cat · #5 06-18-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

And on a related note Rush L.

You said it.

Independent George · #6 06-18-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

Now that's weird. I have a similar phobia, but I have this fear that Teddy Kennedy and Diane Feinstein would copulate and produce hundreds of off-spring and they'd all have this long horse-face and sing "The Banana Boat" song.

Suffolk Shippers · #7 06-18-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George

Now that's weird. I have a similar phobia, but I have this fear that Teddy Kennedy and Diane Feinstein would copulate and produce hundreds of off-spring and they'd all have this long horse-face and sing "The Banana Boat" song.

oh man...a Kennedy-Feinstein breed is bad news.

Independent George · #8 06-19-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers

oh man...a Kennedy-Feinstein breed is bad news.

You got that right; man if there ever was a reason for birth control.....!!!!

GenuineRisk · #9 06-20-2006, 02:32 PM

I'm scared of bees. Ever since I pet a bee when I was two and it stung me. One of my earliest memories-- my mother told me to leave it alone and as soon as she went back into the house I reached out to stroke its little fuzzy back. I still remember running into the kitchen, screaming, and my mom saying into the phone, "I have to go.... yes, she petted the bee."

And since then, little yellow stingy critters scare me. Bees, hornets, yellowjackets. I love snakes, though, and I'm down with spiders.

And people who take Ann Coulter seriously scare me.

whorstman · #10 06-20-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

I'm scared of bees. Ever since I pet a bee when I was two and it stung me. One of my earliest memories-- my mother told me to leave it alone and as soon as she went back into the house I reached out to stroke its little fuzzy back. I still remember running into the kitchen, screaming, and my mom saying into the phone, "I have to go.... yes, she petted the bee."

And since then, little yellow stingy critters scare me. Bees, hornets, yellowjackets. I love snakes, though, and I'm down with spiders.

And people who take Ann Coulter seriously scare me.

You and me both dude, I HATE BEES! It doesn't matter if I leave them alone, cause they always fly right at me anyway. Hornets especially!

GenuineRisk · #11 06-20-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by whorstman

You and me both dude, I HATE BEES! It doesn't matter if I leave them alone, cause they always fly right at me anyway. Hornets especially!

They're like cats-- they know when you don't like them and it makes you irresistable. Except cats pretty much just rub up against you and aggravate your allergies while bees and hornets STING YOU AND CAUSE YOU PAIN OR AT LEAST MAKE YOU LOOK REALLY STUPID AS YOU RUN IN CIRCLES YELLING, "BEE! BEE!"

And I like cats okay, even if I am allergic.

Oh! I'm scared of getting a bedbug infestation, too.

GPK · #12 06-20-2006, 08:11 PM

Im scared of Democrats....except one certian little red haired one...

#13 06-23-2006, 11:16 PM

I'm afraid of being struck by lightning in the kidney.

Doorknobs frighten me.

I'm afraid of clowns but I can explain that. My dad was murdered by a clown.

Recently I've become concerned that strangers on the internet think I'm weird. Or don't take me seriously. I have both fears.

I don't like the way cows look at me.

Thats it for now.

ArlJim78 · #14 06-24-2006, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by chromer

I'm afraid of being struck by lightning in the kidney.

Doorknobs frighten me.

I'm afraid of clowns but I can explain that. My dad was murdered by a clown.

Recently I've become concerned that strangers on the internet think I'm weird. Or don't take me seriously. I have both fears.

I don't like the way cows look at me.

Thats it for now.

chromer, you have my vote for funniest poster on here. "Doorknobs frighten me"!! lol

when i read your above rant it sounds like something dr. evil would say in a Austin Powers movie
"When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really"

#15 06-25-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by chromer

I'm afraid of being struck by lightning in the kidney.

Doorknobs frighten me.

I'm afraid of clowns but I can explain that. My dad was murdered by a clown.

Recently I've become concerned that strangers on the internet think I'm weird. Or don't take me seriously. I have both fears.

I don't like the way cows look at me.

Thats it for now.

Chromer! Looooooooong time no see, dude.

I remember reading your hilarious sh*t on the old TT forum!