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[Rileyoriley]

From Clyde:

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It's really wonderful seeing all these"welcome back!"and high approval ratings for my fine content.

I would like to take the time to thank each and everyone of my fan


Make that my Flotilla of Fans.















































I certainly hope I didn't forget anyone.



The Brownies are hopeless;not even Johnny Rotten is going to help.

Really....who cares about the Cavaliers and the freaky NBA?

The Tribesmen are beginning to resemble a .500 plus team,but mistaken identity happens around here.

Speaking of plus-----Ohio State may have lost a qb,but may well have gained one who can throw.Always a huge advantage.





Speaking of NoAdvantage: Is there such a thing over there as areas of possible taboo topics that are either in horrible taste or simply stupid beyond even Alex Jones ? There is a large contingent of the frozen, dead and stupid at that place.It really should change it's name to Ground Zero, but that would insult past ground zero's.

You know the sporty world really lacks when I must fill in with NA doings.



The Cleveland Gladiators( no awful jokes please)set an Indoor Arena 7 Man Squamish record for success this season....and proceeded to get demolished in the title game,72-32.

It's a gift....really.

Of course ,the Gay Games were held here.









Someone kill me.

[horseofcourse]

I could inform clyde on all of the cleveland sporty happenings. His entries seem a bit out there this time!! His readings seem poor at present time. Tell him his understandings on the current Tribe are way off, and he needs to get over LeBron James. Plus basketball is way better than football. Focus, clyde...focus!!

[Arletta]

From the chosen one ~ Clyde


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Uh, Mr. Horsey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGc7Wql2V2k


The Indians hitting is fairly awful.Refer to the 2 run barrage they served up to the mighty White Sox last night.The infield fielding does not field well.The starting pitching is still a guess after Klubber.

The NBA is akin to a Monopoly game.

I always hated Monopoly.

Hokey.


The Rams game;that was textbook Brownies.So familiar I am with that game as they have played it about a dozen times a year since returning.

But the good part is, we have another "Here's Johnny!!"

[horseofcourse]

Mr clyde-ee.

Tribe setting up for dominating 3 or 4 year run. For all their woes on offense they actually sit 5th in American League in Runs scored. 4 guys in rotation all power pitchers with great stuff. Just young. Since the trading of Masterson, starting pitching actually great. Carrasco found himself in bullpen....beastly since return. Bauer and Salazar just very young....patience grasshopper. Kluber oldest of 4 at 28. core of position players also all in mid to late 20s....Santana, Kipnis, Brantley, Gomes, Chisnehall. All very good. Kipnis having bad year, may be injured. Brantley star....Santana, great since permanent move to first base. I've been saying that for what 5 years now!! This is Chisnehall's first full year in the majors....once again patience!!

Great arms in bullpen too....also young guys, Allen, Shaw, Crockett, hagadone, etc.

Lot of these guys locked up for awhile too. They are going to be very, very good for a long time. May not make post season this year. They will from 2015 through 2018 every single year.

Mr Hockey and MR Queen have blinded all of Cleveland to whom is really building for greatness.....it's almost upon us right now. Believe it!!

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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You make me so angry!!


Mr.Horsey,I can agree with much of what you said but I am yakking about this year.Santana,in the last 2 months....has added 100 points (make that 100 poi.nts) to his average and that is now about .230.

.230! After ADDING 100 poi.nts!!

And the only reason he is at first is because he does the least amount of damage there.

Chisenhall( to keep things in balance,thoughtful guy that he is) has LOST 100 poi.nts!!

And the ONLY reason he is at third base is because Santana ISN'T!


The youthful pitching is going to breakdown under the pressure of that "play in" spot.Add in bad defense and this 2 to 3 runs a game as of late and -----pffft!!

How'd you like that last Brownie exhibition game? A complete reversal of form form the prior game.....statistically.But when you consider the Rams only played 3rd and 4th stringers....the result takes on a different hue.The Browns played against players most of who will not be on the Rams final roster!I know you agree they are abysmal,but this is for all sporty fans worldwide;especially my fine frenzied soccer fans from Nazi Portugal.

The Cavaliers got Love.

Yay.

'Ememer Carlos Boozer?


Ohio State should move up to No.1 after teaching Navy a lesson....and that lesson is: Never start passing when you are gobbling up running yardage like a fat boy at an all you can eat buffet.



And look at this brazen thuggish attack done to my family's high school football team.Garfield Heights----SHAME ON YOU ALL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgn_...VUVbA2iLytXQ0K




Do not disagree with me Mr.Horsey or I will send you into the NoAdvantage Zone.

[my miss storm cat]

I was asked to post this:

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Oh Mr. Horsey....where are you sir?

I'm afraid the tribe is just not gonna get there this year.No'um score'um enough runs.Might help to tighten up that defense too.Short is good now....time to send Kipnis and Chisenhall to left field.They are not exactly candidates for the Hoover All Defensive team.



Anyways! The Browns snatched victory from the jaws of defeat today???? Have they forgot the script? Should be the other way around,no?



Hey Dahla! What, no cheers for Wilson the Seahawks qb? Not enough sizzle with him?So much for R2D2,aye? Vick.....your shouts of "YAY!!" for that guy were a little premature.He be gone. Did ya know Johnny Rotten is an American Negro?

He is!!

Don't ya just love the guy?




The Ohio State What'stheirnames:

Ah don't thank so.

Suburban Meyer (Urb's son) should take over the team.



My family's other fb team:

http://www.maxpreps.com/high-schools...tball/home.htm



Aprilweather did it again against the dirtiest fighter this side of Roy Cut n' Shoot Harris. No wonder he wanted a rematch. His opponent's idea of defense is to protect his gloves with his face. Blech.




Not much going on the sporty world,SportyFans. Sorry about that one.Maybe S5P will try his hand at baseball to spice things up some.Do you think he'd want 9 strikes and your out as a hitter?

Ah do!



Adios Amigos!....and remember:






............................I forgot.

Oh well.

[Arletta]

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From Clyde

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Good afternoon to Sporty Fans all over the yard.

I mean the world.....of course.



Looks like the fix is becoming quite popular in college football.Congratulations to the Clemson player who I am quite sure received a large windfall for that "upsie!" last night.No need to worry about going high in the NFL draft when you can pick up a few hundred tho for timely butterfingers.

At least Vulvarene games needn't be fixed.

And hey....Mississippi State;it looked as though L-Less U would need osmosis to get back in that game.What?... was there late fixing going on regarding an L-Less U over/under in the final 5 minutes?? Really guys----that was awful.At least try to make it look clean.

Yow.

Now for the good news:The real Brownies are back.In a fit of dyslexia last Sunday,the Browns actually won a game in the last seconds.Spending extra time in practice all week,they found out what went wrong as they performed so admirably in the last 5 minutes of today's game.Just enough to turn success into carnage as the little football went sailing through the iconic goalposts as it came of the big ,fat foot of the Raven's place kicker------with no time left.

THAT is the way it's down,boys....great to have you back.

Back on the Field of Nightmares: The Tribe looked at film of that Browns/Saints game and, not wanting to let that same thing happen to them....they were able to turn a 4-3 lead in the 9th into a CONVINCING 5-4 defeat in the tenth at the hands of latest version of the '27 Yankess----the Minny-Sota Twats.I mean Twins.That being a game they really needed to win after Kansas City lost.

Their extraordinary work is really appreciated.

The Cavaliers ( blech!)....it's quite unreal.Now there will be a ten story photo of The Queen on the building next to the arena.That wall has been bare since the Hostile Witness left.Has hypocrisy ever been so well nourished?


Ohio State was idle this weekend as they prepare to play that rising national power,Cincinnati.Now, they are no Virginia Tech....but they may also employ a defense that Blurban&Company has never seen before in their lives.It doesn't seem to take much.

If you regularly bet on baseball like those NoAdvantage "fucl< the straight life" imbeciles ,well my God be with you and with your colossally dumb spirit.



Until next weekend when America once again losses it's shirt on sporty betting....Adios Amigos!!