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Old 08-18-2014, 02:22 PM
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From "Postman can't get here soon enough" ~ Clyde



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Anyone here recall how CharleyHO started??

I know that's a very long arm reference;or not.


Golly.That reminds me of a column I wrote for the NHC TOUR.It seems like I wrote that just a few weeks ago and almost remember it word for word....

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GIVIN' 'EM STEEL

by Clyde Collinwood( creator of CLYDEFORM!! and esteemed author and essayist as well as a noted big deal of and in many whatnots)


I was recently approached by Whose?FeldSpar and was begged to participate in their NHC TOUR Whose?FeldSpar contest for 2014.Having my name as a participant is a huge leg up to any organization.I told them this would be accepted by me, but only if I started out by being assigned a negative $10,000;only fair to the commoners playing.Even with that much of a penalty, I envision myself finishing in at least the top 10 per cent.

(Update: Clyde is now in 68th place.That is in the top 2%.Collinwood is GOD!)

It was posed to Whose?FeldSpar,should I win.....I would like all my prizes turned to cash and sent to onthecontrary.He's going to need it.

Friends,don't you know that at least 90% of what you hear or read is kumquatery?Well now I'm lost.Is this still my column of which I was reminded.....or is this now and not in that original column?It's hard being an intellectual.I'm sure it's also hard being Nick'sKumquats as well as others.


Anyhoo....I would like to say I am Clarke Kent in that contest.Maybe NT can now be The Daily Meteor.


Answer to The Debonatah: You really,really get under my skin.Shut up.


A feeling.....has embraced me.I have more cork embellished poison.I feel a perfect day coming.


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Old 08-18-2014, 05:04 PM
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.I'm sure it's also hard being Nick'sKumquats as well as others.
So I am not getting any of this this time (sorry but ah'm not!) BUT am interested to know who you are referring to here.

Put it this way... will I be getting angry at you today?

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You may live.

Congratulations.

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Old 08-18-2014, 08:20 PM
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From "Postman can't get here soon enough" ~ Clyde



================================================== ==

Anyone here recall how CharleyHO started??

I know that's a very long arm reference;or not.


Golly.That reminds me of a column I wrote for the NHC TOUR.It seems like I wrote that just a few weeks ago and almost remember it word for word....

~



~



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~






GIVIN' 'EM STEEL

by Clyde Collinwood( creator of CLYDEFORM!! and esteemed author and essayist as well as a noted big deal of and in many whatnots)


I was recently approached by Whose?FeldSpar and was begged to participate in their NHC TOUR Whose?FeldSpar contest for 2014.Having my name as a participant is a huge leg up to any organization.I told them this would be accepted by me, but only if I started out by being assigned a negative $10,000;only fair to the commoners playing.Even with that much of a penalty, I envision myself finishing in at least the top 10 per cent.

(Update: Clyde is now in 68th place.That is in the top 2%.Collinwood is GOD!)

It was posed to Whose?FeldSpar,should I win.....I would like all my prizes turned to cash and sent to onthecontrary.He's going to need it.

Friends,don't you know that at least 90% of what you hear or read is kumquatery?Well now I'm lost.Is this still my column of which I was reminded.....or is this now and not in that original column?It's hard being an intellectual.I'm sure it's also hard being Nick'sKumquats as well as others.


Anyhoo....I would like to say I am Clarke Kent in that contest.Maybe NT can now be The Daily Meteor.


Answer to The Debonatah: You really,really get under my skin.Shut up.


A feeling.....has embraced me.I have more cork embellished poison.I feel a perfect day coming.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpV_6CN6CVc


Dear Clark Kent,
I think your leotards are too tight.
Love, The Debonatah
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Old 08-18-2014, 08:40 PM
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I think your leotards are too tight.
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