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12-02-2006, 11:12 AM
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Good you're likin' the "scoops". Today's match is a bit strange. Danny is no longer the focus. He's been sleeping a lot lately. George (elligible bachelor) Clooney, Danny's drinking buddy seems to have found his match. After pouring lots of shots into her all night, he had her back in bed at his "pad" by 11:30. You can read it here for yourself... http://people.aol.com/people/article...565044,00.html Yes, it's true. At least according to those that saw him staggering out the restaurant door on his way to his limo, with the beautiful (if a bit green) palm tree under his arm. Talk about a "woody"! pass the miracle grow and hope for lots of coconuts 
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12-02-2006, 01:34 PM
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News today is that George C and his liquored up "palm" are still getting along fine. Neither is complaining, so it looks like this relationship should last a while. Does anyone know the secrets of "palm oil"?
Anyway, J Lo and her first husband, Noa seem to be at a point of dispute about his upcoming tell all. Doesn't look good for them to reunite any time soon, but we all hold out hope. Is J Lo a bit tiffed that Brit, Paris, and Lindsay are getting all the buzz? Spread some honey on it honey! Might make you "sweeter". Whacha hidin' anyway? Ask Brit to give ya lessons about how to get out of a car. She'll teach ya a thing or two. If ya want the headlines, ya have to show the whole spread. http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8LOLIRO0.html pass the clover blossom honey, honey.
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12-02-2006, 05:53 PM
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Did you notice the jump on "views" this thread got when I said I posted there was a "beaver picture" posted here on the other thread? LMFAO!!!!!! Hope all the "curious minds" found what they wanted to see. I even posted a recipe for "beaver" in the recipes. YUM!!! Eat 'em up!
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12-02-2006, 06:46 PM
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Yea, your mean to us old married men looking for a little beaver and ending up taking a trip to the zoo!
If I were a publisher I'd back a book of these tid bits your posting. I hope others are taking in the show. Good job and keep'em coming. The horses, winners sometimes.... DTS posts..WINNER all the time. Spyder from SC
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12-03-2006, 10:37 AM
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Lindsay or Jade? Jade or Linsay?
I can't tell these two apart now that they're dressing like identical twins. Don't know who to match them with, maybe those two guys on the "Antiques Road Show"...the guys that know so much about pricey furniture. Now wouldn't that be a confusing "double date"? And whatever happened to the "Double Mint Twins"? Remember them? Double your pleasure, double your fun.... If you can figure out which one is Linsay and which one is Jade, help me out. This twin stuff is confusing! http://people.aol.com/people/gallery...061274,00.html pass the spearmint chewing gum Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 12-03-2006 at 04:21 PM.
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12-04-2006, 12:40 PM
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Today, Mr Bolton, bully UN ambassador has decided to err...umm..not exactly resign, but rather "step down". He might have gotten a clue that his "services" were no longer needed.
http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/...un_ambass.html So, you're probably wondering who is he going to matched with as he passes the time standing in the unemployment line. There can be only one that can deal with his "manners" and that lovely walrus moustache.... the beautiful, and also unemployed, killer whale that recently tried to kill her trainer at Sea World in San Diego. Perfect together! Give him a nice ride black and white babe! If you see them, toss them a herring. pass the sushi
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12-04-2006, 01:27 PM
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it was impossible for me to try to imagine a more unpleasant person alive than Kathie Lee Gifford~however, somewhere they found Kelly Ripa
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12-04-2006, 01:34 PM
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Post #39 is about Kelly. I'll see if I can find out the latest on Kathie Lee. She's not looking too "good" lately. I wonder if she's still employing children in her sweatshops for her "children's fashion" line. Is Frank staying "faithful" lately? Is he still talking lessons from his mentor Bill Clinton? Stay tuned.
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