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Old 12-01-2006, 12:12 PM
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I don't mean to make fun of the situation,but I think yesterday calls out for a reality movie to be made about horsebettors.I picture the guy playing Oracle.He is still fuming 18 hours later (at Victor.)He is sitting in a chair and has to answer the damn phone(because whoever it is won't leave him alone...they won't just leave a message....they keep hanging up and calling him.)He must pick the phone up because he has told family members to use this technique "if they really need to talk to him." He picks the phone up to find out it is somebody he indeed loves,but not somebody he wants to listen to.He is working hard to control his temper,and doesn't want to be rude to this close famly member,but getting them gone would cure cancer.They keep rambling about how somebody he could care less about is getting married.Oracle keeps struggling to act like he cares. Then pan to the T.V. that is suddenly showing Victor speaking in his baby talk style.Victor is struggling for a word to describe something.The interviewer injects one,and then Victor chuckles while agreeing with the interviewer.Oracle is now red and sweating.Victor continues on with the interview.At this point a loop of specific lyrics from an Oasis song is added in"I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW"..............."I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW".....Suddenly,Oracle loses it,and screams into the phone "ALL RIGHT ALREADY...ALL RIGHT," and he chucks the phone at the T.V....The phone explodes into many pieces,but the T.V. is still showing Victor chuckle(because the phone didn't hit the glass...it hit the frame surrounding the glass.)...........Next scene
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:16 PM
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I don't mean to make fun of the situation,but I think yesterday calls out for a reality movie to be made about horsebettors.I picture the guy playing Oracle.He is still fuming 18 hours later (at Victor.)He is sitting in a chair and has to answer the damn phone(because whoever it is won't leave him alone...they won't just leave a message....they keep hanging up and calling him.)He must pick the phone up because he has told family members to use this technique "if they really need to talk to him." He picks the phone up to find out it is somebody he indeed loves,but not somebody he wants to listen to.He is working hard to control his temper,and doesn't want to be rude to this close famly member,but getting them gone would cure cancer.They keep rambling about how somebody he could care less about is getting married.Oracle keeps struggling to act like he cares. Then pan to the T.V. that is suddenly showing Victor speaking in his baby talk style.Victor is struggling for a word to describe something.The interviewer injects one,and then Victor chuckles while agreeing with the interviewer.Oracle is now red and sweating.Victor continues on with the interview.At this point a loop of specific lyrics from an Oasis song is added in"I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW"..............."I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW".....Suddenly,Oracle loses it,and screams into the phone "ALL RIGHT ALREADY...ALL RIGHT," and he chucks the phone at the T.V....The phone explodes into many pieces,but the T.V. is still showing Victor chuckle(because the phone didn't hit the glass...it hit the frame surrounding the glass.)...........Next scene

Scuds I'm always happy to hear from family and friends.
Phone never stops ringing though.
Ryan and I (The Bid) have hooked up as well working on deals(hes also an agent) and we talk about ten horses a day.
It can be rather comical.
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:32 PM
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Scuds I'm always happy to hear from family and friends.
Phone never stops ringing though.
Ryan and I (The Bid) have hooked up as well working on deals(hes also an agent) and we talk about ten horses a day.
It can be rather comical.
I didn't say it was all about you. Just some of it.
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:35 PM
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I didn't say it was all about you. Just some of it.
I actually just got a call from a friend in Florida who always makes me laugh. He asked me how things were going and I said fine and told him about the tough beat in the pik-6. he says with his accent "Mikey, thats not tough beat, tough beat is losing great job because your boss gets hit by car".
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:16 PM
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I don't mean to make fun of the situation,but I think yesterday calls out for a reality movie to be made about horsebettors.I picture the guy playing Oracle.He is still fuming 18 hours later (at Victor.)He is sitting in a chair and has to answer the damn phone(because whoever it is won't leave him alone...they won't just leave a message....they keep hanging up and calling him.)He must pick the phone up because he has told family members to use this technique "if they really need to talk to him." He picks the phone up to find out it is somebody he indeed loves,but not somebody he wants to listen to.He is working hard to control his temper,and doesn't want to be rude to this close famly member,but getting them gone would cure cancer.They keep rambling about how somebody he could care less about is getting married.Oracle keeps struggling to act like he cares. Then pan to the T.V. that is suddenly showing Victor speaking in his baby talk style.Victor is struggling for a word to describe something.The interviewer injects one,and then Victor chuckles while agreeing with the interviewer.Oracle is now red and sweating.Victor continues on with the interview.At this point a loop of specific lyrics from an Oasis song is added in"I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW"..............."I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW".....Suddenly,Oracle loses it,and screams into the phone "ALL RIGHT ALREADY...ALL RIGHT," and he chucks the phone at the T.V....The phone explodes into many pieces,but the T.V. is still showing Victor chuckle(because the phone didn't hit the glass...it hit the frame surrounding the glass.)...........Next scene
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:25 PM
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So basically what happened is you made the mistake of singling a horse Victor was on. I can't stand Victor but he gets good mounts and forces you into making decisions that can backfire. Afterall you're not handicapping the jockey, as most expert handicappers say. Big rolleyes on that one.

There are some jocks that could lose on Pegasus in a bottom level claimer. Then there are the jocks like Leparoux who force you into not betting where they're riding because when you bet a horse he's on the son of a bitch will run out of the money and when you bet against him he'll **** up all of your bets.

If only the technological advances were at the point where it's possible robot jockeys could ride the horses...
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