The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

At first glance, it appears that the Judges from the Starbucks Studio are none other than Stevie 5 picks and Andy Serling

[Arletta]

Bag head comic just might be none other than Dougie

[Arletta]

Candy could be Riot in disguise.. Never know

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

At first glance, it appears that the Judges from the Starbucks Studio are none other than Stevie 5 picks and Andy Serling

A Response from His Truly:

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

Todd Rundgren

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

Respectfully I lasted for 41 seconds (took some effort and patience on my part, too!) and it was either strip off all my clothes and run naked and screaming down the street looking for a big truck to throw myself in front of or stop watching.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Respectfully I lasted for 41 seconds (took some effort and patience on my part, too!) and it was either strip off all my clothes and run naked and screaming down the street looking for a big truck to throw myself in front of or stop watching.

Were there any dents in the truck?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Were there any dents in the truck?

If I try to last through the 12 minutes and 50 odd seconds of 70's torture a second time I will let you know.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Respectfully I lasted for 41 seconds (took some effort and patience on my part, too!) and it was either strip off all my clothes and run naked and screaming down the street looking for a big truck to throw myself in front of or stop watching.

Response from Himself:

Cry me a rivah.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Response from Himself:

Cry me a rivah.

Please let Him know (Clyde, not God) that (and by God I mean God and not GoD ) I am (although what if GoD were God?) sorry but (although I suppose it could be argued by those who believe God is everywhere)... wait what was I saying again?

Oh right...sorry but no Cardus-ie is the only one here who can make me cry so I'll pass but thaaanks for thinking of me.

[Rileyoriley]

It Was a Quiet Night in the Big City:






JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KEN,YOU KENT

by Clyde Collinwood,well known horsey analyst and creator of CLYDEFORM!! and world renown essayist and effigy mannequin maker



Kent....the way stop for more then 5,000 fugitives from law; every day.

It's a place where higher learning is at a low;and the homeless are reconditioned and sold off as "new."

Where little cable cars-----go half way to the sky....oh.,I think that's a different city.


Also known as the birthplace of Citation.Yes, that's what I said.Little known fact that he was birthed at Kent Foaling Center.He,perhaps the greatest horsey of all time.


But there's something different here now.Something,or someONE....has brought back the alluring ambiance that once singled this city out as the place most likely not wanted to be photographed----in.It was a real life collage of pea coats and bell bottoms jeans and bands were breaking out down under every other weekend.Turmoil;yes, there was that.But there also was the deep throttle roar of Sportsters,Lightnings and Bonnevilles rumbling up and down North to South Water Street and was no rarity to see two disagreeing horsey players out on that same street at high noon----settling a horsey dispute by quick draw.The loser had to leave town.

The scent,I have been told by others, they have picked it up.It's not necessarily all good though.The killings have returned.An average of 4 to 7 every night.The same calling card as before is always found.

A drawring of Woody Woodpecker, with the encryption...."Are you looking at my bum!!?" To this day it's meaning is unknown to investigators.


Evil/@Good.

Sometimes,the separation is not so wide.

Sometimes,they can inhabit the same human.


But if this provocateur of good and evil has in fact returned,then I fear we must show great courage.


We must HIDE!!

Sahbra Farms in Shalersville!

In Oprah Winfrey's bed! No one ever goes there.



And now,my impression of Elvis Presley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRaac-QHhB0

[Rileyoriley]

This is a long one (he's rambling again):


=========================================
Good day to all Fanny Sports.












Oh for the love of God.






Wait a minute.
















Good day to all Sporty Fans.

Just back from spending the day with the Belmonts.Lost a few hundred thou at the races,but no big deal.Speaking of the races,can anyone tell me how I could have picked in the contest, ClearlyNow ----to win a race that was not in the contest?

I think I know who mentioned this oddity.I recall looking in her right ear and waving at someone on the other side.

They waved back.

Not trying to be a wise guy.

Facts only.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKUcXNq_xk



Herk-ya-latah?? Advanced version? BeefHerky-----consult with Dave Schwantz.He somehow fleeces the "regs" at NoAdvantage to his delight.I don't think you can sell that faulty product anywhere except at NA.By the by;it has been discovered that NoAdvantage is where elephants go to die.Apparently other animal groups follow their lead.Since we're horsey boarding,you are all at least somewhat familiar with e-baboons....nya? The owner, Mr. Grindrock,still sends me notices of all the new doings .He violently darted me off that i-net space filler about one year ago.I send him somewhat wise guy replies and I found ....he does not take joking well.I told him if I am darted then why do I still receive notifications of new attractions that even WonderbreadTampions would find embarrassing.His reply:

"$#%%$&^^&^&^ ( he enjoys cursing me.....a LOT.) Why don't you just go back and delete your %%$!##@$U&! name like you are supposed to!?" I told him it was goofy since I am darted, why should I have to delete my name for this nonsensecal notification stuff?His reply:

^^^!@@UI&E###@!!!%%%~~~%%%!!----%%%%!%$##$!@~~!UUYTY@!


What a snot face.


Anyways!!....there just are'unt many nice people on horsey boards. They tend to lean in a sociopathic way and are easily ignited.I think every word in the English language can be a trigger word with them.One thing;here at NT.....I don't think one will find a finer collection of horsey fans than one does here in the D.O.D.'s contest room. Anything can be said to another player and it rolls of their back.Cheating is fine.Infidelity is fine.Gross sexual imposition is OK and , in fact....encouraged.It's where swell people-----play nice.Oh an occasional package is sent out with questionable contents, but the receiver does get over it and police are never involved.


If one mixed musical goats with amicable notes....one would net: BoPeep.

How in God's name can anyone lose their sheep?

I guess it could happen in Arkansas.That I could understand.


The other day,someone asked me what was I doing on the fourth.I told them "waiting for the fifth."Stupid questions.Did I mention a brand new jinx has been outed on NerdyTrail?It's true! Am not at luxury to reveal any names;just be careful from whom you are copying.Last weekend,I toured a cities holiday festival.The kind where they block off the downtown area and fill the streets with the typical troika of thrills:shamans,shills---- and snake oil salesmen.....and stinky food stands.....and live music that isn't paid to play;which tells you how lively that live music just might not be.I stopped by a stand owned by a woman from Bombay.She was selling trinkets and mystics as well as fragrances and lipsticks .She had nothing that fancied me;nor I it.I did ask where her main store was and all I got was a number and name on a card.I said,"Hey.....it shows no address." She said I had to call and schedule."Wow. You mean I would get a private showing?" She gave that tacit "yes".I asked her if she had ever been arrested.She smiled knowingly!!!! I knowingly ringy dingy'd her that following Monday.A recording said she won't be available for 60-90 days!

Fer gosh sakes-----am I rambling again?

I am?

I really have to watch the abrupt topic jumping I seem to enjoy.


Uhm, Miss PolarCaps....your ice age prediction for the North was just an itty-bitty off.Sort of like your crooked dupa that has one muscle higher than the other.I think a crooked fork lift tried to pick you up.

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

=:>

I am HIGHLY amusing!

I have been getting my sporty news lately from The Sporty Bar and Shill.I never knew all the NBA GM's hung out in that room.The only bit of news I read that EVENTUALLY proved correct was that THE WITLESS is back.

Oh my God.

NBA Sporty fans are nothing more than a constant flow of drunken hypocrites.

THE KING....is back.Thanks to this shameless plea of NBA fans:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE





BLECH!!!!!!!




MAKE IT STOP!!




AAAAHHHH!!!!








I may become a hockey fan.






Anyhoo....soon, it will get worse.You know exactly what this fine writer means:






TOGA!

TOGA!



THE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!






Someone violently KILL ME!!!!






This is going to be a very lllllong summer,I'm afraid.Do you think Brown Sugah wears exotic thongs? What would make a thong exotic;this is something I'd rather not be answering in a speculative way.I'm just aksing.But if she did, what color would they be?Forest green? snarf!! Oh gosh,I found that so amusing for some strange reason, but I'm sure she tidies up her yard.Do you think Debbie does? Tidy up, I mean.I think her more the bikini brief type....which is still good.You know,friends.....with pubic hair shaving so prevalent today-----a nice bush is kind of neat, don't ya thank? I think the least all the hotties her can do is to summarize their undergarment preference as well as the general appearance of their pubic area.


Anyone getting excited?

Will SightyPoo include a photo of her Royal Ascot?

Will Arlettuce attachment her strange little foot?


I may be crossing the line here,maybe I should stop at this juncture.Oh boy.....almost any word string is causing me a lower level disturbance.Can't you just imagine the "junctures" of these fine examples of American flesh?

Good grief.

WOW!....I'll bet they all have LOTS of good grief! Baby!!....let me feel your grief!

I am out of control!

Sumbohdy stop me!




Double snarf!!....take it Tom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Rn3kTuW0Q

[Sightseek]

I'm going to borrow from MMSC....

What a long, strange trip its been.












THUD!

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Will Arlettuce attachment her strange little foot?

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(of course he can't see it )