The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

While not an official race of the ClydeVivor Summer Sizzler Contest, Ned and Hydra do hope you will participate in their lovely festivities for the weekend.

The Ned and Hydra Winner Gets Ice Cream Contest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc

Rules:

1. Pick one horsey to win in the Dwyer;
2. Pick one horsey to WPS in the Ned and Hydra Invitational;
3. Pick any three horses for the exacta box in the Ned and Hydra Invitational

The cards....

4th (2:56) Dwyer S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $200,000

1 Kid Cruz Ortiz I Jr 121 L
2 Spot Lezcano J 115 L
3 Ulanbator Leparoux J R 115 L
4 Captain Serious Ortiz J L 115 L
5 Tiz Dark Velazquez J R 115 L
6 Gaining Ground Lanerie C J 115 L

7th (4:34) The Ned and Hydra Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/4 Miles (Inner turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $1,250,000

1 Toast of New York Spencer J P 122 FTL
2 Sheldon Alvarado J 122 L
3 Bobby's Kitten Castellano J J 122 L
4 Adelaide (IRE) O'Donoghue C 122 FTL
5 Flamboyant (FR) Rosario J 122 L
6 Dance With Fate Nakatani C S 122 L
7 Gailo Chop (FR) Auge J 122
8 Pornichet (FR) Ortiz J L 122 Blk-On FTL
9 Mr Speaker Lezcano J 122 L
10 Global View Stevens G L 122 L
11 Gala Award Velazquez J R 122 L

Prizes????? Recycled brownies perhaps?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Prizes????? Recycled brownies perhaps?

Ah hem. You did read the name of the contest, right???

[my miss storm cat]

My terrible but terribly pretty pick for the Dwyer...

Spot

... and for the Ned and Hydra...

Gailo Chop
Gailo Chop, Pornichet, Flamboyant

Happy 4th, Luvs.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Ah hem. You did read the name of the contest, right???

Not really but can the ice cream be served on medicinal brownies????

[Rileyoriley]

Dwyer: Captain Serious-seriously

Ned and Hydra:

Gailo Chop

Gailo Chop, Global View, Adelaide

[casp0555]

Dwyer

Kid Snuz

Ned & Hyda WPS

Flamboycant

Robert's Kitten, Flamboycant, Pornochet

good ruck!

[Rileyoriley]

Clydeform's Picks:

Ned&Hydra have decided to split Sunday's card and fill in Saturday's,which was a
little light.

(Don't anyone tell SightyPoo and Arlettuce about these changes.)



MY EXTRAORDINARY WORK:















The DRYER:




1....KID FIZZLE


If he were a mixed drink aid;he'd be a FizzleStick.

HA!

Enough nincompoopence.



....uh,no....




crinkle....


trash can






1A....CAPTAIN SERIOUS



I was going to say.....you can't be serious.

But he is.

Pity.




nnnnnyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooow!!


thud






2....SNOT




blech!!!!



crinkle....


trash can






3....INK-YA-BATAH



AWFUL!!


NO!



crinkle....


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4....TIZ DARK/WHEN IT'S NIGHT



=:>



KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






5....GAINING GROUND



On who?

RideOnCurlin'Only5Cents,still running in the Belmont????

OUTRAGEOUS!



crinkle....


trash can






Select TIZ DARK/WHEN IT'S NIGHT to win.











The NED&HYDRA CONFRONTATIONAL






1....A TOASTIE



EAUXH!!



crinkle....


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2....SHETLON



Only a small chance....but no.



crinkle....


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3....BOBBY'S KITTEN



Bobby;give it up already.



crinkle....


trash can






4....ADELAIDE



Why must they enter sheep?

Yes, I mean ewe.



crinkle....


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6....FLAMBOYANT



Flams float.

So?



crinkle....


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6....DANCE WITH FATE



!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!






KEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!






7....GAILO CHOP



Oh my God.

These names are so bad.



crinkle....


trash can






8....PICK ME



You know, you really have no pride-----none

But oh all right.



keepah






9....MR. SPEAKER



What,was Mr. Dumb Ass unavailable?



crinkle....


trash can






10....GLOBAL VIEW



What,was Mr. Speaker unavailable?



crinkle...


trash can






11....GALA AWARD



Oh my God.

They keep getting worse.....no!



crinkle....


trash can













DANCE WITH FATE to win

PICK ME for place

[Arletta]

Dwyer

Tiz Dark

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ned & Hydra

Adelaide~ w/p/s

Adelaide, Flamboyant, Gailo Chop

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Not really but can the ice cream be served on medicinal brownies????

Of course, I'm all about creating world peace.