Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[bigrun]

A new fragrance ...wonder who put this together


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRJiP4f_EU

[Crown@club]

Originally Posted by bigrun

A new fragrance ...wonder who put this together


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRJiP4f_EU

Don't know about the video, but the skit was from the Bob and Tom Show out of Indy. Kristi Lee and Chick McGee and Bob, Tom's and other's stupid laughs, even though this was pretty funny w/o that laughs

[casp0555]

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse,
his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.
So, he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential
buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away,
she says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a
hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

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replies, "Property? .... the IDIOT had a paper route

Have a GREAT DAY and BE SAFE!

[bigrun]

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

[mclem0822]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

[geeker2]

Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?

A: Undocumented democrats.

Actually I think this is even funnier


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5635416.html

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?

A: Undocumented democrats.

Actually I think this is even funnier


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5635416.html

On that page Geraldo dares to question Hannity

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ml?cps=gravity

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?

A: Undocumented democrats.

Actually I think this is even funnier


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5635416.html

And this cartoon just in..Boehner Blowing Smoke