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![]() Hey sistah... someone asked me to post this for you:
At the rifle range, in the Marines....the white flag you wave ;that was called Maggies Drawers.It signified a complete miss of the target.The repercussions of this signal, were VERY bad! But I understand what you mean. You are now off the list. Do not abuse CLYDEFORM!! and you will stay off the list. |
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![]() It was not an abuse of CLYDEFORM, but a suggestion to the millions of subscribers that Sighty Off is just about the best angle one can find in CLYDEFORM!
![]() Kid Fizzle, Tapiture....the ZCs have spoken.
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![]() From Him:
I miss ClydeyPooKins so much.I keep pouring over the big national horsey sites and too my emotional joy------I found a column he wrote! It was in THE FINAL URN: RATIONALIZING THE IRRATIONAL by Clyde Coillinwood,Cretaor of CLYDEFORM!! The race named after Ned and Hydra has produced more kumquatery than YippyDowns ever imagined.Why ,do you think.....this is? Why have so many triple crown hopefuls since 1978 failed to do so? This has been exposed time and again;any half wit of a horsey handicapper already knows. So do you. I know what your thinking.You're thinking ,"Well there he goes again.Taking a column and in two short paragraphs he has rendered it useless.Devoid of any hardscrabble ,newsworthy delights.(Always thought hardscrabble was a tough word game, but oh well) Well no. Not true. Wouldn't you like to know why? It's because I do admire Stevie Hasbeen.Stevie knows I kid by playing on his name as I do find him eloquent and astute;erudite,agile,adroit,sage-ish....and yer whatnot.He's kind of a romantic in horsey picking word strings.(By the way, I do know about changing "y" to "ie" when pluralizing.I just don't like it.Too girlish most of the time.) Laugh Out Loud!Sighty is going nuts trying to figure out what I just said in parenthesis. But to the issue. Which I forgot. No! Wait! I remember now , but it's not about horsey's. I have ambition to go beyond horsey writing, so here goes rationalizing the irrational. If you feel you have been mislead,too bad. First, what is irrational? It's something that is not rational.So simple. How many of us perform irrational acts every day? Probably everyone.Reacting by strange instinct or from an overpowering emotion. Like when a day has gone bad and a policemen stops you for speeding,and you know you were.....yet you tell him to go **** himself AND the Close Encounters Of A Third Kind police car that he rode in on.This is irrational and makes bad things.....even more badder. Know what? You were right. I don't know where to go with this. Let's take a break,shall we? Yes.break time and maybe in a few minutes, why ....I'll know what to do.After all, it is ObviouslyTuesday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa1s4jhkQ8 The Debonatah says I cannot pick Hansen in three year old races anymore because he is four.There she goes again displaying that high black boot enforcer personality.Well guess what MS. Longerei? I will still pick him and deal with your dupa later. "Sighty Off "....holy cow.A new genre of smut has been created. Perhaps it can hybrid somehow with Brown Sugah's brick brownies and Arlettuce's nikkidie(TM) handicapping. There I go again. I really have typed myself into a corner....now have not I? I said to Jeanie this morning,"Baby, ah got the blues hawney----do you have any jelly donuts for Elvis?" She mistook my request as a metaphor.It's hot today and she had on but a halter .....and out they quickly came. "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!"....I exclaimed...."I didn't know it was THAT easy!"But now that I know;wait until I tell her about the old Allman Brothers album entitled Eat A Peach. I would think the above is a perfect example of rationalizing the irrational.Thank my lucky's I found a way out of the mess I had created. The thing is,your computer could refuse to release from NoAdvantage mode and you would be stuck there with no way out. How long could you take topics like: What is your favorite vegetable soup word? Anyone watching your local weather right now? Is man inherently stupid? Ever **** a buffalo? Shouldn't the Okly-homer Thunder be called the Okly-homer Almost Inaudible? Lefties are ruining this country. Aw fer **** sakes----I just cut off another finger.I hate when that happens!!!! Who is baffert!!?? Righties are ruining this country. Learn Canadian Spaceship repair in the comfort of your home. If you could smash any part of your body with a hammer-----which part would you choose? Are'unt you happy you opted out of the straight life? (This one, they have to be kidding me.) You do see how it could be so much worse? Matterhorn;watch for him.That tip alone will make this all worth while.Anyways!!....I will close(stop that obnoxious applauding!) with a fine stimulation of the inner senses with this doo dah tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi7kzGeOWpw "I signed off on a strangulation victim as a ruptured aorta on the death certificate."----Dr. Diamond Jim Westmoreland,Coroner of West Granville,MA.
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![]() Mayflies, also known as Canadian soldiers, blanketed buildings, cars, parking lots and just about everything that was stationary.
Whatever ya do.. DON'T squish them... Peeee Yeeeww. At least hey only last a day or two.. but YUCK! http://www.cleveland.com/rocky-river...ade_rocky.html http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-n...dewalks-lights |
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![]() So much so that I seriously cannot remember what I was about to post.
Isn't it time for another contest though? Or some ice cream? Or both? |
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![]() This is for you.....
* * * Thank you Sightypookins. I knew you would recognize my depth of talent. HEY!....Guess what? I have a PENGUIN!!!! YES! I have a REASON!!!! yay!....I drew a black Magic Mark circle around his left eye and named him Petey.He was named after my little parakeet friend from my youngsterhood,Petey.This is so exciting.The procurement of a zebra is nearing.At that point;I will have a doubleplus reason!! In other news; I have to tell you all that the handicapping skills of Deborah LunarLady are astonishing.In my nightly(when it's darkly) spying through her window, I observe her picks for the weekend and this girl is LOADED with moan-ay as a result of her selections.Golly I hope I'm not revealing things she would rather not be revealed. whoa! is that like sssssssso hot!! What else? Knowing well how all NTers want to know "how goes it?" with me;here's"how goes it?" with me : Pea porridge hot;pea porridge cold----pea porridge in the pot nine days old. Isn't that swell!!? It's walk like a nikkidie(TM) Egyptian season for Kent State HO's.Very warm now and they started wearing about 20 square inches of clothing when it was only luke warm.Now they're down to about 8 square inches.I can't wait for "very hot".Plus, they drink a LOT and will **** a squirrel;they're THAT easy! You know sporty friends, being a national figure in the horsey racing world is not a hop,skip and a jump.Most of the national figures are quite gay ....and I am not.They are also quite for each other.....while I am not.This outstanding writer will not buy in nor sell out.You can always count on me for the unbiased and heterosexual truth.Kent, being the racing center that it is....provides a very positive atmosphere for brilliant horsey writing.This,because of the preponderance in drug trafficking and independent ho'ing.It's the place where everyone knows;but nobody talks. Am I boring you? Are you shore? Good because I have a lllllong way to go. Really great to know of the members favorite ice cream(roll of the eyes emoticon). Is this becoming NoAdvantage II ? At least Sighty is sticking with her brownies.Does that mean the Cleveland Brownies or edible brownies? OldWuffie is not complaining because BrownSugah is filling up his PM with smutty notes.;but Debbie IS !! snarf! I am so amusing. if I bought you a pickle today, would you stick me in one tomorrow? if all you got was a nickel for pay, what would you give to borrow? I HATE ,with a purple passion, mind you.....Australian racing.Not only is it almost impossible to read the saddle cloth numbers-----but I can't understand those friggin' announcers! It's like their mouths are break dancing, fer **** sakes. South Water Street and East Summit----where graveyards fill inside straights,but no one will lend you a dime. Now I'M bored.It's time. Viewable notes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYbAyukVpHM |