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06-10-2014, 07:15 PM
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From he who shall not be named...
Greetings from South Water St. and East Summit, where the doomed are never desperate and only the clocks tell the time. Unfairness not only runs on Belmont's dirt,but on each and every one of our life paths.It's just not fair.God better get a move on and stop the unfairness. All the same,I would like to type ;this contest really blows.It wasn't fair.I had to go up against too many players.That's not fair.You have SightyPoo slinging rib crackers at every corner and that was a distraction.Then there was BrownSugah mekin' copies and epoxy brownies along with a Chromester (although a mild one) who I felt played nikkidie and the contest owner imploring all to cheat.There were players in and out with the last new shooter being FiveKingsInAStraightPokerGame.I strongly suspect he cheated.Beefherky should have been tossed because anyone afforded CLYDEFORMS!! advanced handicapping tools is at an insurmountable advantage. Anyone notice the flame out at NoAdvantage by Insecticide(TM)? Somewhat reminiscent of JihadScientist.Of course, SpecialMethamphetamineMan just disappeared which was kind of expected considering his historic "lol@ Chrome not hitting the boards"...."lol@ Tonalist"...".lol@ you all.The other Belmont horses are running for second place". Those were just a few of the suicidal comments made by the environmental hazzard.I had the strong feeling all three of these ThaiGuys were made up of one cross dresser. So many good things to take from that Belmont.Fairness does pop up now and then....however:We dasn't forget those wonderful amenities made available to the huge throngSaturday.Boy,does the NYRA know how to stiff its patrons,or what? Was noticed by me that many attendees posted how they were not exactly happy campers over the whole mess.There was an expected feeble attempt by Toasties to somehow come up with wild NYRA defenses,but boy did they give up the "ah did not know the gun was loaded" routine, right ricky ticky. By the by,this constitutes my very last post at NerdyTrail.Mega doo dahs!! to my surrogate,Deborah LunarLady.I think there were times she imagined applying a ligature to my neck....but she knows competent autopsy room physicians can spot that right quick. I should also thank doo dah!!,LittleRun and Betty Gioia Crocker for also pasting up a post or two for me. There is no reason for me anymore.(Golly I love talking about me;more!!)I have been darted multiple times at each of the horsey boards.In off board life, unless I give people a mini Heshey bar, no one likes me.I have no zebra-----I have no penguin.I have no reason. I will now make my final exit....as only I can.I'm in a darkened room where only I can be seen via a soft spotlight.My exit begins as I walk to a door,open it,go through it...and shut it. The door opens again and I reappear as I discover that door led to an itty bitty closet.I now walk to the other side of the room and find a door that is truly the exit.Open,walk through ....shut. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU Last edited by my miss storm cat : 06-10-2014 at 07:55 PM. Reason: Ah did it wrong! 
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06-10-2014, 09:04 PM
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"Autopsy room doctors" can be bought.
 You WILL be here for the next edition of the ClydeVivor contest series: The Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple. If we played by S. Coburn's rules-a horse would have to run in all 3 races. However there is a chance not all the horses would make it from Long Island to Monmouth in time (traffic issues on the highway) and because I dislike Mr. Coburn's poor sportsmanship, my rules will apply.  P.S. Hansen is not eligible Clyde. He's no longer 3.
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06-11-2014, 08:33 AM
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06-14-2014, 10:52 PM
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06-14-2014, 11:06 PM
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06-14-2014, 11:10 PM
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= I ran across this in the NATIONAL SOCIETY OF GREAT POIM WRITERS.It is the not all that long lost last poim by -ALAN-:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4 if you pledged allegiance to the flag and met a streetcar named desire would you run yourself for a very small tag and set you bra on fire? if you ran with the bulls and danced with fate and tossed you cares away would you head for the hills,having romanced your date and manage your affairs today? if you talked to a zebra who knew an amoeba and you thought it so untrue would you say "eureka!,i know an akita!" and then slam down a glass of moo? if you loved a horsey who was no big dea l and gave candy to someone you did not know would you also love tommy the trained seal and then bet on yourself to show? if you sucked on a big sucker,an immense alltheday and sought your fortune and fame would you forget all about intenseholiday and stop recalling his name? if you made it through life while avoiding crime and tried to do right at the zoo would you reconcile you were short on time and referenced a story of the blues? if all you wanted was a little more and talked to the unknown soldier would you see he could not grow older and you had become such bore? if you really liked onefourdave as well as hershey bars and rolled with the punches and walked your own way would you ask for onemorefave as well as the way to the stars and ruin your life by the grant of a stay? but a dream goes on forever the not all that long lost last poim by -ALAN-....from Flakes of Snow
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06-15-2014, 08:25 AM
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06-16-2014, 12:53 PM
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At the rifle range, in the Marines....the white flag you wave ;that was called Maggies Drawers.It signified a complete miss of the target.The repercussions of this signal, were VERY bad! But I understand what you mean. You are now off the list. Do not abuse CLYDEFORM!! and you will stay off the list.
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07-01-2014, 10:34 PM
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Or maybe Hansen will ride in the cart and Clyde will push it????
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07-02-2014, 03:09 PM
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 Oh well we will think of another fun activity. Shall we buy some Legos? Oh no wait Morty might need a helmet for that one. Shall I pass out some string cheese whilst I ponder? Ooops no Morty might get hurt... better make it brie. He'll probably say no to popsicles... Must ponder. Quote:
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07-02-2014, 03:36 PM
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While not an official race of the ClydeVivor Summer Sizzler Contest, Ned and Hydra do hope you will participate in their lovely festivities for the weekend.
The Ned and Hydra Winner Gets Ice Cream Contest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc Rules: 1. Pick one horsey to win in the Dwyer; 2. Pick one horsey to WPS in the Ned and Hydra Invitational; 3. Pick any three horses for the exacta box in the Ned and Hydra Invitational The cards.... 4th (2:56) Dwyer S. (G3) 1 1/16 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $200,000 1 Kid Cruz Ortiz I Jr 121 L 2 Spot Lezcano J 115 L 3 Ulanbator Leparoux J R 115 L 4 Captain Serious Ortiz J L 115 L 5 Tiz Dark Velazquez J R 115 L 6 Gaining Ground Lanerie C J 115 L 7th (4:34) The Ned and Hydra Invitational S. (G1) 1 1/4 Miles (Inner turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $1,250,000 1 Toast of New York Spencer J P 122 FTL 2 Sheldon Alvarado J 122 L 3 Bobby's Kitten Castellano J J 122 L 4 Adelaide (IRE) O'Donoghue C 122 FTL 5 Flamboyant (FR) Rosario J 122 L 6 Dance With Fate Nakatani C S 122 L 7 Gailo Chop (FR) Auge J 122 8 Pornichet (FR) Ortiz J L 122 Blk-On FTL 9 Mr Speaker Lezcano J 122 L 10 Global View Stevens G L 122 L 11 Gala Award Velazquez J R 122 L
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07-02-2014, 11:25 PM
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That was special, Old Dog.
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I'd also like to know if Hansen will be running in both races. Thanks!
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07-03-2014, 09:05 AM
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Selections to be made 20 minutes prior to first post of the day and one can use Advanced Tools, ZCs and Magic 8 Balls.
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07-04-2014, 03:16 PM
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07-02-2014, 04:03 PM
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07-16-2014, 07:36 PM
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You WILL be here for the next edition of the ClydeVivor contest series:
The Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple. If we played by S. Coburn's rules-a horse would have to run in all 3 races. However there is a chance not all the horses would make it from Long Island to Monmouth in time (traffic issues on the highway) and because I dislike Mr. Coburn's poor sportsmanship, my rules will apply. P.S. Hansen is not eligible Clyde. He's no longer 3.[/quote] I'm getting bored waiting for the "Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple". How about a Sara's Toga SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! contest? (Not to be confused with Spyder's Very Fine Saratoga Contest  )Rules: Pick 1 horse each day of the meet (any race you wish). You get said horse WPS, exotics, $2 if it finishes the race, $1 if it tosses the jockey after the gate opens, .50 if it wanted to run but was forced to scratch due to circumstances beyond it's control.  Special Saturday Addition: The Thistley Down Ohio Not run At The SPAAAAAA!!!! Derby! Race 8 featuring Cleburne Clyde and a horse after my own heart "Larcenyinmyheart.
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