The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[my miss storm cat]

From he who shall not be named...

Greetings from South Water St. and East Summit, where the doomed are never desperate and only the clocks tell the time.

Unfairness not only runs on Belmont's dirt,but on each and every one of our life paths.It's just not fair.God better get a move on and stop the unfairness.
All the same,I would like to type ;this contest really blows.It wasn't fair.I had to go up against too many players.That's not fair.You have SightyPoo slinging rib crackers at every corner and that was a distraction.Then there was BrownSugah mekin' copies and epoxy brownies along with a Chromester (although a mild one) who I felt played nikkidie and the contest owner imploring all to cheat.There were players in and out with the last new shooter being FiveKingsInAStraightPokerGame.I strongly suspect he cheated.Beefherky should have been tossed because anyone afforded CLYDEFORMS!! advanced handicapping tools is at an insurmountable advantage.

Anyone notice the flame out at NoAdvantage by Insecticide(TM)? Somewhat reminiscent of JihadScientist.Of course, SpecialMethamphetamineMan just disappeared which was kind of expected considering his historic "lol@ Chrome not hitting the boards"...."lol@ Tonalist"...".lol@ you all.The other Belmont horses are running for second place". Those were just a few of the suicidal comments made by the environmental hazzard.I had the strong feeling all three of these ThaiGuys were made up of one cross dresser.

So many good things to take from that Belmont.Fairness does pop up now and then....however:We dasn't forget those wonderful amenities made available to the huge throngSaturday.Boy,does the NYRA know how to stiff its patrons,or what? Was noticed by me that many attendees posted how they were not exactly happy campers over the whole mess.There was an expected feeble attempt by Toasties to somehow come up with wild NYRA defenses,but boy did they give up the "ah did not know the gun was loaded" routine, right ricky ticky.



By the by,this constitutes my very last post at NerdyTrail.Mega doo dahs!! to my surrogate,Deborah LunarLady.I think there were times she imagined applying a ligature to my neck....but she knows competent autopsy room physicians can spot that right quick.


I should also thank doo dah!!,LittleRun and Betty Gioia Crocker for also pasting up a post or two for me.

There is no reason for me anymore.(Golly I love talking about me;more!!)I have been darted multiple times at each of the horsey boards.In off board life, unless I give people a mini Heshey bar, no one likes me.I have no zebra-----I have no penguin.I have no reason.

I will now make my final exit....as only I can.I'm in a darkened room where only I can be seen via a soft spotlight.My exit begins as I walk to a door,open it,go through it...and shut it.

The door opens again and I reappear as I discover that door led to an itty bitty closet.I now walk to the other side of the room and find a door that is truly the exit.Open,walk through ....shut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU