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11-29-2006, 12:28 PM
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This is for all you SEC Football fans out there. I'm one of them, But I'm a
huge Penn St. fan first SEC FOOTBALL QUIZ Here is the traditional SEC collegiate football quiz to begin the season. 1) What does the average Alabama & Ole Miss player get on his SATs? ........Drool. 2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? ........A full set of teeth. 3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room? ........Grease her hips and push. 4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? ........Pay him for the pizza. 5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend? .......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. 6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. 7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life? ........His freshman year. 8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? ........None -- that's a sophomore course. 9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? .......Baton Rouge , Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner. 10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week! I guess Vandy is to smart for this quiz 
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11-29-2006, 12:38 PM
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 Replace #8 with Vandy! 
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11-29-2006, 12:53 PM
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A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools to
try and find the best college for him. His first stop was University of Texas, in Austin, Texas. When he got there, Coach Brown immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at University of Texas. The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000, calling Heaven isn't cheap." The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. His next stop was at LSU in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Upon entering Coach Miles' office, coach immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up. The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?" Coach Miles said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. Calling Heaven isn't cheap." Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left. His last stop was at UF in Gainesville, Florida. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Meyer picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I should choose. From UT in Austin, Texas it was going to cost me $1000. From LSU in Baton Rouge, LA, they wanted $750. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here at UF in Gainesville?" Coach Meyer smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call." GO GATORS !
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11-29-2006, 01:04 PM
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All the time I believed they're were calling God up here in Happy Valley because thats were JoePa lives. I guess I'm wrong though. 
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11-29-2006, 04:59 PM
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Alabama-psu series record Bama-8, psu-5
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