The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Sightseek]

Someone please send the messenger pigeons to Clydee to let him know that today is Tapiture's Birthday.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Someone please send the messenger pigeons to Clydee to let him know that today is Tapiture's Birthday.

Please! I am busy cleaning my bathroom whilst drinking sombreros. (I decided to hold off on the painting for obvious reasons). I shall point this out to him.



I just checked and Herk O Herk has picked the birthday boy to win so..................
If he wins Herky will sing to him while wizzing.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Please! I am busy cleaning my bathroom whilst drinking sombreros. (I decided to hold off on the painting for obvious reasons). I shall point this out to him.



I just checked and Herk O Herk has picked the birthday boy to win so..................
If he wins Herky will sing to him while wizzing.

With all of this time between races, you could probably build a new bathroom!

(I thought sombreros were for wearing??)

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

With all of this time between races, you could probably build a new bathroom!

(I thought sombreros were for wearing??)

I am doing a super-de-duper spring type cleaning.

Kahlua is for drinking although I have on occasion worn it.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I am doing a super-de-duper spring type cleaning.

Kahlua is for drinking although I have on occasion worn it.

You can come over for the Preakness for more cleaning!

Pletcher isn't dominating the world like he normally does.

This means he will win the Derby with We Miss Artie or Vinceremos.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

You can come over for the Preakness for more cleaning!

Pletcher isn't dominating the world like he normally does.

This means he will win the Derby with We Miss Artie or Vinceremos.

I already have an obligation on Preakness Day.


I put $2 win on Artie!!!!

[Rileyoriley]

I am receiving rapid fire emails from you-know-who so here goes:


Tapiture will now be ridden by Mr. Arthur Garfunkel.

[OldDog]

Ahem. From DooDah to Wuffie? What is this madness?

This thing . . . my advanced tool . . . it would appear that some think that it is what it is not. It would also appear that its luck has run out. Some say that its kind should be pointed UP for luck, others say DOWN. I might have it wrong.

Whatevah. Good luck, herkie! (There, that ought to do the trick)

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Ahem. From DooDah to Wuffie? What is this madness?

This thing . . . my advanced tool . . . it would appear that some think that it is what it is not. It would also appear that its luck has run out. Some say that its kind should be pointed UP for luck, others say DOWN. I might have it wrong.

Whatevah. Good luck, herkie! (There, that ought to do the trick)

Dear DooDahWuff,

Condolences on the withering on your tool. I believe under Obamacare you can prescribed meds for that.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Dear DooDahWuff,

Condolences on the withering on your tool. I believe under Obamacare you can prescribed meds for that.

Meds . . .



for a horseshoe?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Meds . . .



for a horseshoe?

Have you read all 2000 pages of Obamacare sir???????

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Have you read all 2000 pages of Obamacare sir???????

Ya got me there.

[Arletta]

This whole thread is

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Someone please send the messenger pigeons to Clydee to let him know that today is Tapiture's Birthday.

His Lordship's Response:



EQUIPMENT CHANGE FOR THE DERBY:



Tapiture will be running with ear muffs on;and first time Tums.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Someone please send the messenger pigeons to Clydee to let him know that today is Tapiture's Birthday.

Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons

Clyde or Tapiture?

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Clyde or Tapiture?

The horse silly.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons

And perhaps your feet can wear glue on's.



Maybe then your shoes would not fall off and make you fall down----go boom.

[OldDog]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons

Art Garfunkel?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Art Garfunkel?

Would you please give doo dah wuffie this for his Art Garfunkel reply:



!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!