The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Yet another message from Morty:

Tapiture has been scratched from the derby.

(Only trying to scare the dickens out of SightyPoo.She doesn't know how to read inside of parenthesis.)


Also....My rented Canadian Spaceship will not be available since my check bounced.....whoa!!.....no, I meant since it is in for emergency brake replacement.

Instead, the winner will be chauffeured in comfort and grand style via the Starship.

Finally, I think Old Wuffie is not cheating.This serious charge should be investigated.Or, to save precious time.....I suggest he be removed.

Last finally, Mr. Hasp----the creator and Big Cheese of this contest failed to greet you properly;so I will:


Bad Luck and Worst Wishes!!