The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

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Contest rules to follow (as soon as I write them).

Prizes include:
1. The best selling masterpiece "I Am Baffert". This book will answer the age old question "Who is Baffert"?
2. Morty's Handicapping Guide of 4/7 ZC's.
3. A $100 donation in winner's name to our very own SightyPooKin's benefit (C'mon guys. Let's reach that $5000 goal!)
4. Surprise Gift Basket
5. Just added! A weekend getaway at the lovely Martha Vineyard estate owned by the Belmonts (such wonderful people). You will fly first class in Morty's Canadian Spaceship. Drinks and peanuts served by our own MMSC.

Contest will include Oaks and Derby days.

Mortimer has added to this:


1. The best selling masterpiece "I Am Baffert". This book will answer the age old question "Who is Baffert"?
(Hint as to the author: I am also an alchemist.)
2. Morty's Handicapping Guide of 4/7 ZC's.
( Be the first to find out why the #2 was dropped to the fourth position and replaced by the #9!)
3. A $100 donation in winner's name to our very own SightyPooKin's benefit (C'mon guys. Let's reach that $5000 goal!)
( Uhm,will that be coming from Nincompoop?)
4. Surprise Gift Basket
( CLYDE INSIDE!!!!)
5. Just added! A weekend getaway at the lovely Martha Vineyard estate owned by the Belmonts (such wonderful people). You will fly first class in Morty's Canadian Spaceship. Drinks and peanuts served by our own MMSC.
(Ned and Hydra will be on board telling gross rich people jokes.Side note: If you are allergic to peanuts----tough.Get your own Hershey bar.)