Celeb Matches

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Pam and Kid...split? Wow, I was hoping this one would last.

Pamela Anderson's poetry
Great news tonight for Borat. After three different weddings, Pamela Anderson is divorcing her husband of less than four months. Apparently that is the length of time it takes to form irreconcilable differences. Anderson, summing up here marriage woes on her website with an almost Haiku like announcement: "Divorce, yes it’s true, unfortunately impossible."

Kid Rock and Ms. Anderson were engaged four years ago, then broke up, then spent their summer getting married, first in France in July, then in Beverly Hills at the beginning of August, then again in Nashville. The quick turn around between marriages, plural, and divorce, definitely surprising at least one publication today, this month’s issue of GQ Magazine, the same one that includes the Men of the Year, including me, named Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock the newlyweds of the year. You won’t see them at the dinner Wednesday night.

Pam, if ya need some friends to hang with, give Brit and Paris a call.
If ya really want to hang, you can always get more silicone.
A little more botox might work too, cause, ya ain't gettin' any younger, doncha know?
Good luck ya Baywatch babe. Kick up some sand!
What's David H doing lately?

pass the silly putty

Follow up...

http://www.playfuls.com/news_0003531...er_Prince.html

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"Snoop" gone wild....
Don't know who the cell mate is gonna be, bt that's today's match.
The story says it all.
http://people.aol.com/people/article...563973,00.html

pass the hacksaw blade

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"No Spin Zone" Bill O'Reilly seems to be "spinning out of control" lately.
Today's match involves the bet he made with Janeane Gorofalo.
I sure hope that after puts away her whip when she's provided appropriate punishment, that after Billy slinks under the bed to rub cooling salve on the wounds, that Ann Coulter climbs aboard and takes her lickin' like the fraud she is. Janeane, I'd give her a few extras. bill deserves about five more if and when he climbs out from under the bed, just for welching on his bet.
http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreill...ve/102706.html

pass an ice pack (or two) to rub on the sore spots. Let the "tops" keep spinning until they fall over. They always do.

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Since Brit is letting it all hang out while she parties with Paris, seems only fair to match Danny Devito with some "party buddies".
George Clooney got him started. So lets just keep the "buzzzzzz" going for as
long as the feeling lasts. Just as long as you're not driving Danny.
How about doing the rounds with Mel Gibson? Mark Foley when he needs a true friend after rehab? Do I hear triple date?
Mel and Paris?
Danny and Brit?
Mark and Barbara W? Sure that one will help the "recovery".
Party on dudes!!!!!!
They're hot! They're ready!
Ask Brit what she did with her "panties" and get back.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,233277,00.html

pass the bottle

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Now that Barbara Walters has accepted Danny's sincere apology and declared her love, seems like these two could be going places.
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005692190

Are they going to trade glazed stares across the table at their favorite tavern? Will they share umbrellas from those rum concoctions as they sip the night away? Will they order boiler makers or just do tequila shots?
My bet will be on Danny to see which one ends "up" under the table.
Now, if they could convice Hillary and John McC to tag along for a night of pounding them down, that would be another night to remember.
I hope they don't sing any silly songs.

pass the salt, lemon, and Cazadores

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I had no idea that Brit, Paris, Lindsey, and Cameron really intended to show those beavers for what they really are!
The pics are all over the net.
And for beaver lovers, there's plenty of flash of those fine furry rodents.
Lady undergarments manufacturers are up in arms about the doings down under, cause the fashion statements being made are sure to start a trend that will cause them to lose market share, modestly speaking.
The truth is, I really like beavers. The semi-aquatic rodents just nibble their days away, swim around some, and build their dams...but who gives a dam anyway? If the pond is wide open for all to see, and ducks fly in to feast on the vegetation, are you gonna blame the beavers? They're just doing what comes naturally, or au naturel, as they say.
If you haven't tracked down the beaver sites, you might just want to make a mental image of a clam wearing a toupe. Looks about the same.
Hey, where's Ward been lately, or Jerry Mathers for that matter? I always liked 'Leave it to Beaver"...aww Beav!
Nice to know the "girls" like showing them for what those beavers are really all about. Maybe more than we need to see.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman...72610192.shtml

pass the poplar twigs...no tabasco needed.

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BEAVER PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.beaversww.org/beaver.html