Let's talk about fear!!!!!

#1 06-14-2006, 08:37 PM

I'm scared of when Dixie will get out. I hope he doesn't try to find me. The man is a psycho!!

my miss storm cat · #2 06-15-2006, 12:36 AM

Well now it looks like we are the only three people on the planet who have fears!!!!!

I need to call my therapist!!!!!

#3 06-15-2006, 06:52 AM

I am scared I will never get laid again

(don't tell anyone though)

#4 06-15-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by flowing tail

I am scared I will never get laid again

(don't tell anyone though)

What proof have we that you've ever copulated in the first place?

#5 06-15-2006, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BoldDix

What proof have we that you've ever copulated in the first place?

Dude I could provide you with plenty of proof but then again that would be pretty creepy and I wouldn't like you to try to shag my castoff seconds either. Trust me they were hot and college was good to me but now as it draws to a close that just means it will be much tougher because the girls arent' going to be drunk and stupid and plentiful all the time anymore.

Suffolk Shippers · #6 06-18-2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by flowing tail

Dude I could provide you with plenty of proof but then again that would be pretty creepy and I wouldn't like you to try to shag my castoff seconds either. Trust me they were hot and college was good to me but now as it draws to a close that just means it will be much tougher because the girls arent' going to be drunk and stupid and plentiful all the time anymore.

Love this post. "Wouldn't want you to try and shag my second castoffs"

But Flowing Tail is right, if you never went to college you wouldnt understand this situation. I went to a small state college up here in Massachusetts where the female to male ratio was like 1.75 or 2:1. To put it in terms the rest of the board would understand, I think the chances of getting laid from 3pm Thursdays until 1159pm Sunday was like 2/1 or maybe 9/5. The other days of the week was like 5/1. I think the payoff for a "hook up with Girl A Thursday night/Hook up with the Same Girl Saturday night" exacta would have been like $17.00 for $2. It was like having recurring "relationships" with a new girl every week or so.

The availability of females since college ended two years ago dropped big time once the alcohol and craziness went away. AND THAT IS A FRIGGEN SHAME.

Flowing Tail, if I were to pass some friendly advice, I'd say keep the faith, you will get yours. Try to model life after college just like life was during college, if that makes any sense. Or, do like me, and find a girl who is far from a prude and is fun to be around. Basically, the world of having cake and eating it, too.

Keep my fingers crossed that she doesnt read this post as well

! If so, LOVE YOU A!!!

#7 06-18-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers

Love this post. "Wouldn't want you to try and shag my second castoffs"

But Flowing Tail is right, if you never went to college you wouldnt understand this situation. I went to a small state college up here in Massachusetts where the female to male ratio was like 1.75 or 2:1. To put it in terms the rest of the board would understand, I think the chances of getting laid from 3pm Thursdays until 1159pm Sunday was like 2/1 or maybe 9/5. The other days of the week was like 5/1. I think the payoff for a "hook up with Girl A Thursday night/Hook up with the Same Girl Saturday night" exacta would have been like $17.00 for $2. It was like having recurring "relationships" with a new girl every week or so.

The availability of females since college ended two years ago dropped big time once the alcohol and craziness went away. AND THAT IS A FRIGGEN SHAME.

Flowing Tail, if I were to pass some friendly advice, I'd say keep the faith, you will get yours. Try to model life after college just like life was during college, if that makes any sense. Or, do like me, and find a girl who is far from a prude and is fun to be around. Basically, the world of having cake and eating it, too.

Keep my fingers crossed that she doesnt read this post as well

! If so, LOVE YOU A!!!

Man way to go sounds like you are totally feeling my pain about the end of college. But then again i guess you transitioned about as smoothly into one chick as a person can do, sounds like she goes all-out to make your dreams come true lol.

But that is not for me right now and i have to find a way to keep this $17.00 payout going as long as i can, do you know what i am saying? there must be a way to find where these chicks go after college. Or what was that quote from wedding crashers i think someone had as a signature - "i love college girls, i get older they stay the same age" lol that about sums it up.

People think it is "good" to "grow up" but i say that is crap and i will continue my recreation as long as i can stretch it out. That is good for you man that you are happy with one chick but basically one is never enough that's what i say why not eat from the buffet table.

#8 06-15-2006, 07:15 AM

I have a fear of nickels....oh and dimes too....I fear them twice as much....so basically, I guess I have a fear of change.

#9 06-15-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonit

I have a fear of nickels....oh and dimes too....I fear them twice as much....so basically, I guess I have a fear of change.

Agent Q yer never funny so give it a rest.

#10 06-15-2006, 02:06 PM

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

Suffolk Shippers · #11 06-18-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

SIGH!!!! ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

paisjpq · #12 06-18-2006, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

And on a related note Rush L.

Independent George · #13 06-18-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I'm also afraid of Republicans.

Now that's weird. I have a similar phobia, but I have this fear that Teddy Kennedy and Diane Feinstein would copulate and produce hundreds of off-spring and they'd all have this long horse-face and sing "The Banana Boat" song.

my miss storm cat · #14 06-15-2006, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by flowing tail

I am scared I will never get laid again

(don't tell anyone though)

Of course you will!!!!!

#15 06-15-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Of course you will!!!!!

By you?

#16 06-18-2006, 01:48 AM

I'm afraid of very large snakes. Something about those forked tongues

my miss storm cat · #17 06-18-2006, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy T

I'm afraid of very large snakes. Something about those forked tongues

Well I see you are new here so I want to say hello (Hello!!! Do you love Rocky???!!!) and thank you for being a brave soul and sharing your most interesting fear with us all. i like things that are long but i don't know what it means but i think maybe everything means something!!! Like last night i had a dream and i was on a trian and there was a cucumber salesman and we passed or past by the Washington Monument and so i think I should try to analyze that one like how you should analyze why you have this abnormal fear!!!!! Don't you????!!!!!