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[prudery]

Originally Posted by Blue Eyes

Where I got the knowledge from??? Maybe you should ask your pal Dixie. Why don't you have him tell you about our affair?? He used his so-called "charm" on me, lying about his endeavors. He's a very creative man when it comes to his great stories of the past. Ask him about the time he crawled out of a bedroom window to keep from getting killed by my husband. I was actually relieved that my old man came home early from a business trip. Dixie lied about a few things that were in his pants too, if you know what I mean, and I was cruising for a big/little disappointment.

Confucious say--Cheating on husband reaps small reward

Originally Posted by prudery

Confucious say--Cheating on husband reaps small reward

Blue Eyes say - cheating on husband is like getting cake and eating it too (unless it's Dixie.)
My husband is a business man that stays on the road 3 weeks out of the month. You don't think he strays? I have proof. We have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy (unless he comes home early.)
I enjoy being courted by trainers. I could tell you some great stories about some great trainers, but not only do I have the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, I have the "I don't kiss and tell" policy . BTW, Dixie wasn't one of those "great" trainers.

[prudery]

Originally Posted by Blue Eyes

Blue Eyes say - cheating on husband is like getting cake and eating it too (unless it's Dixie.)
My husband is a business man that stays on the road 3 weeks out of the month. You don't think he strays? I have proof. We have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy (unless he comes home early.)
I enjoy being courted by trainers. I could tell you some great stories about some great trainers, but not only do I have the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, I have the "I don't kiss and tell" policy . BTW, Dixie wasn't one of those "great" trainers.

The policy is admirable, not sure about the cake and eating it too, but I'd love you to break out a little slice on this Dixie---everyone is talking about him--who wouldn't be curious ???

Originally Posted by prudery

The policy is admirable, not sure about the cake and eating it too, but I'd love you to break out a little slice on this Dixie---everyone is talking about him--who wouldn't be curious ???

What kind of "slice" are you looking for? For starters, he sucked as a horse trainer. He stinks at poker, losing money I loaned him. His "assistant" says he has "catlike movements". Well, I'd sures hell liked to have seen them. He was about the most clueless, clumsey man I have ever had in my bed. Again, thank goodness my husband came home when he did. I'm more use to 6+inches and not the 3 inches Dixie was going to give.

[prudery]

Originally Posted by Blue Eyes

What kind of "slice" are you looking for? For starters, he sucked as a horse trainer. He stinks at poker, losing money I loaned him. His "assistant" says he has "catlike movements". Well, I'd sures hell liked to have seen them. He was about the most clueless, clumsey man I have ever had in my bed. Again, thank goodness my husband came home when he did. I'm more use to 6+inches and not the 3 inches Dixie was going to give.

3 inches is a crumb. Pathetic. The rest sounds like a piece of stale tout pie to me. Clumsy in soooooo gauche, no ??

Originally Posted by prudery

3 inches is a crumb. Pathetic. The rest sounds like a piece of stale tout pie to me. Clumsy in soooooo gauche, no ??

Oh, honey, he was certainly PATHETIC. It reminded me of a turtle barely poking his head out. I just couldn't do it.

[prudery]

Originally Posted by Blue Eyes

Oh, honey, he was certainly PATHETIC. It reminded me of a turtle barely poking his head out. I just couldn't do it.

GAG . You just made me spit my Brie and Carr's cracker all over my down comforter, dry-clean only, you witch. My fault, I asked for the blow by blow. We better can this, but it certainly WAS enlightening, dearie.

Originally Posted by prudery

Confucious say--Cheating on husband reaps small reward

Hmph. What if your husband's "reward" is in fact smaller than the other guy's?

[prudery]

Originally Posted by BoldDix

Hmph. What if your husband's "reward" is in fact smaller than the other guy's?

I was referring to the specific incident. Generally speaking, that may or may not be a problem . Depends on the husband . Personally speaking, I am not a size queen . But there are limits.

Originally Posted by prudery

I was referring to the specific incident. Generally speaking, that may or may not be a problem . Depends on the husband . Personally speaking, I am not a size queen . But there are limits.

Oh, darling, I am a "size queen". There's one particular big winning trainer that is hung like a horse that I particularly enjoyed.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Blue Eyes

Oh, darling, I am a "size queen". There's one particular big winning trainer that is hung like a horse that I particularly enjoyed.

What is a size queen??? Do you get to wear a crown??? My eyes are brown, do ya think that should have been my user name????? I messed up!!!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

What is a size queen??? Do you get to wear a crown??? My eyes are brown, do ya think that should have been my user name????? I messed up!!!

Youth. So rather than "my miss storm cat" you'd have been "brown crown size queen?"

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by BoldDix

Youth. So rather than "my miss storm cat" you'd have been "brown crown size queen?"

No thank you very much kind sir i like my name the way it is cause she's fast and bad!!!!!

[exquisitequine]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

What is a size queen??? Do you get to wear a crown??? My eyes are brown, do ya think that should have been my user name????? I messed up!!!

silly. It just means that she is a little overweight. Some guys like a woman with a little meat. I dont know...if i keep eating skittles, i might be a size queen too. Nothing is wrong with that though.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by exquisitequine

silly. It just means that she is a little overweight. Some guys like a woman with a little meat. I dont know...if i keep eating skittles, i might be a size queen too. Nothing is wrong with that though.

So what you are saying is there is no crown????? Maybe we could get together and make one for the little turtle!!!!!