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Old 06-14-2006, 06:23 PM
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I'll tell you...I COMPLETELY missed the boat on this. I should have got certified when I was in college.

1) You get to sit in a female dominated classroom, that can only lead to one thing, multiple woman wanting a piece of you
2) June 1st through end of August OFF, not a darn thing to do except go to the track
3) Coach sports and yell at umpires/refs, and not get yelled at by wife when you do it
4) An insane benefit package, including your OWN social security, not the federal one
5) You get to see how dumb you really were in high school
6) I am not even going say this one, but some guys might have an idea what I want to say
7) YOU GET TO GO TO ASSEMBLYS, nuff said
Actually if you don't have to be a teacher to coach Sports. How much does thoses High School Basketball, Football, Baseball, and Track coaches make in the Chicago area for the year again?
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:51 PM
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It is insane. My sister coachs FRESHMAN GIRLS VOLLEYBALL, which if anyone has ever seen it, it is a circus, and she gets like 5k additional to her salary, it is two months, practice for an hour, and SHE gets in shape from it
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:58 PM
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Hey Jess, if you teach middle school it may be a good way to pick up guys. I know I was in my prime when I was in 8th grade. A real Tiger.
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:12 PM
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Hey Jess, if you teach middle school it may be a good way to pick up guys. I know I was in my prime when I was in 8th grade. A real Tiger.
HA, HA...Very funny Y'all love picking on me don't you?
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:22 PM
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My girlfriend teaches 1st grade. No way...not me....I love kids, but I told her there is a special place in heaven for women like her.
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