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11-17-2013, 01:05 PM
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Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do
not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology Medical Term-Redneck Definition Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Benign - What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan - Searching for Kitty Cauterize - Made eye contact with her Colic - A sheep dog Coma - A punctuation mark Dilate - To live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - Quicker than someone else Fibula - A small lie Impotent - Distinguished, well known Labor Pain -Getting hurt at work Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane Morbid - A higher offer Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally - more money than Days Node - I knew it Outpatient - A person who has fainted Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative - A letter carrier Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery Rectum - Nearly killed him Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman Emperor Tablet - A small table Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport Tumor - One plus one more Urine - Opposite of you're out
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11-18-2013, 06:40 PM
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  You are the best... thanks for making it STOP (even if just for a little bit). Thought I would have to off mahself!
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11-19-2013, 12:43 PM
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An oldie but still gets a grin from time to time......
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." 
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something" - Plato
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11-19-2013, 01:19 PM
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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11-22-2013, 03:22 PM
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REDNECK FISHING
You don’t have to be stupid to go fishing with a hand grenade and drop it right next to the boat... But it sure does help! 
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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12-02-2013, 09:35 AM
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A homeless couple was making out under a bridge when a car rolls by and the driver yells out, 'hey get a box'.
While I was pumping gas a limo pulled up and the rear window opened revealing Oprah Winfrey, apparently lost. She asked "how do I get to 294?" I said, "lose about 30lbs"
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“To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson
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12-03-2013, 06:26 PM
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British humor at it's best...
Mrs Brown's Mischievous Call - Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbdoO...ature=youtu.be
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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