Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[herkhorse]

A washed out horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.


He downs the lot and says to the barman: “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got.”



“Why, what have you got?”



“About $2.00 and a carrot.”