Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

Naked Man

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel
was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her,
screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man
outside my window!"

The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room. "Where is
he?" asked the receptionist. "He's over there," replied the little old lady,
pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.

The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving
around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to
bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only
see him from the waist up?"

"The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the dresser!"