Joke of the Day

[timmgirvan]

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 yr old grandfather in a secluded,rural section of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away,the following morning Johns' grandfather prepared a breakfast of eggs,bacon a nd toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate and asked "Are you sure this dishes are clean"? His grandfather replied "the're as clean as cold water can get them. Just finish your meal,Sonny!" For lunch, the old man made hamburgers. Again John was concerned as his plate appeared to have tiny specks of egg on the edges. He asked again "Are you sure these dishes are clean?" The old man barked " I told you before, they're as cold as cold water can get them...now I don't want to hear another thing about it" Later that afternoon,as John was leaving, the dog started growling and wouldn't let him get to his car. John yelled "Grandfather,your dog won't let me get to my car! Without diverting his attention from the game on tv, the old man shouted "Coldwater,GO LAY DOWN!