Celeb Matches

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Slow news day today...not much going on with all the turkeys being appreciated, all the stuffing being stuffed.
Speaking of "stuffed", it seems that Rosie O'D, babe that she is, has found "bonding" with another big boat.
So, today's match...Big Rosie and Norwegian Pearl. Christening happens.
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?B...&PAG=461&rfi=9
Smooth sailing ahead for both "ships".

pass the gang plank, hoist the yard arm, ahoy matey!

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Escape artist David Blaine has pulled off another amazing feat. This one will benefit many people in need. I hope to match him with Secretary of State Condi Rice so he can give her some "escape tactics" from the spinning gyro called Iraq. Plenty of needy people live there too.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...4369961605B225

pass the gyro, baclava later

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The buzz is all about Dick Cheney meeting up with buddy-boy King Abdullah in Saudi Arabia. It is hoped that they renew old times and have a great time.
Seems that the King hunts with falcons and insisted that VP Cheney leave his shotgun at home. Perhaps the after hunt festivities in the privacy of the tent will bring another chapter to the "Arabian Nights", as long as there's plenty of vasoline to rub on any penetrations to Richard's bouncy bottom.

The real buzzzzzz today involves the two lovely peroxide "blondes", Britney and Paris, sporting matching leopard outfits. Can anyone remember the words to the classic ballad "Any Port in the Storm"?
Are they doing rehearsals for their upcoming video to rival the "Baby back ribs Smokin' Mountain" that will feature a one timer whose name starts with a B?
Seems that Britney and Paris will not be outdone. Wiggle those fancy spotted bottoms but please don't sing. Humming will be enough.
Is the sequel going to feature tiger stripes? I'll stay tuned.
You both know how to continue to dish out the "red meat".

http://people.aol.com/people/gallery...1364_1,00.html

pass the k-y jelly, no peanut butter necessary, it's "sticky" doncha know?

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Go Mick! Charlie! Keith! And the other guy...
You set a record (no pun) with your tour.
Now Mick can buy a nice meal at his favorite "Anorexic Restaurant"...dang, they're closed again...and Kieth can score some "good stuff" (wink).
Sure wish Brian Jones had stuck around long enough to savor the moment.
Heck, old rockers never die. Once it's in your blood, the only thing left to do is remove the needle, if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Congrats to the geriatric rockers. Hope your record lasts for a long time.

http://www.playfuls.com/news_0000171...ad_Again_.html

pass the "geritol" and anything else that keeps the juices flowing

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Gotta love those "royals". The boys are tossing a memorial concert for Mommy Di to remember the tenth year of her passing.
Prince Charles has purchased a "modest" love palace in Wales and is showing lots of "stiffness". What's with all these empty viagra bottles all over the grounds? Keep it "up" Charlie!
http://www.thedailyreel.com/news-opi...=1164128007.64

Well, back to today's celeb match. Camilla Parker-Bowles doesn't seem to be very impressed by the effort to raise the flag on that twisted flagpole.
Can't say I blame her.
And knowing how she loves the riders, especially the ones that know how to use the sturrips and have a good seat, nothing really surprises. Her first husband knew riding, right?
So, could anyone blame her if she dumps droopy ol' Charlie for a real rider?
Could anyone be more of a match for lovely Camilla than Jerry Bailey?
I knew you'd agree. Just don't tell the "polo guy". He thought he could ride, right?

pass the carrots, watercress later

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Now that the Pope agitator is making excuses for his words in the mold of Michael Richards, one to the Islamic people in Turkey, the other to Rev Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson, seems like today's match is a match made in "heaven".
I'm hoping that Pope Benedict XVI finally hooks up with Jesus.
Yes, you heard me.
Jesus, the One that forgave sins, the One that accepted all to salvation.
Seems that Pope B keeps swinging the bat but misses the ball.
No matter how many strikes, you're really never out Pope B.
It's time you found out about what Jesus was really about.
And who knocked up the 16yo that starred in the first premier of a film at the Vatican? HMMMM?
http://www.courierpostonline.com/app...44/1004/LIVING

Today's match....Pope Benedict XVI and Jesus. It's about time!
Jesus will forgive you Rat guy. Just ask. He's far more tolerant than the Islamic people you are seeking forgiveness from, that you inflamed with your words. I hope you "hook up" with Him sometime soon.

pass the wine

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Pam and Kid...split? Wow, I was hoping this one would last.

Pamela Anderson's poetry
Great news tonight for Borat. After three different weddings, Pamela Anderson is divorcing her husband of less than four months. Apparently that is the length of time it takes to form irreconcilable differences. Anderson, summing up here marriage woes on her website with an almost Haiku like announcement: "Divorce, yes it’s true, unfortunately impossible."

Kid Rock and Ms. Anderson were engaged four years ago, then broke up, then spent their summer getting married, first in France in July, then in Beverly Hills at the beginning of August, then again in Nashville. The quick turn around between marriages, plural, and divorce, definitely surprising at least one publication today, this month’s issue of GQ Magazine, the same one that includes the Men of the Year, including me, named Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock the newlyweds of the year. You won’t see them at the dinner Wednesday night.

Pam, if ya need some friends to hang with, give Brit and Paris a call.
If ya really want to hang, you can always get more silicone.
A little more botox might work too, cause, ya ain't gettin' any younger, doncha know?
Good luck ya Baywatch babe. Kick up some sand!
What's David H doing lately?

pass the silly putty