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10-25-2013, 09:46 AM
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Hahahaha I am a very bad person for laughing and no, dear one, that wasn't me (I woulda worn heels
 ).I have to admit that, to be an even bigger bitch, I love that you can see someone clapping in the background .  Who is Wontshuppup, Herkie? Is that the one who sent me a pm welcoming me cause he thought I was a guy and then tried to pawn me off on some of the silly ladies when he realized I wasn't? If so I will gladly go grab some heels and we can head over there. 
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10-25-2013, 01:29 PM
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10-25-2013, 03:28 PM
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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10-25-2013, 04:01 PM
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11-15-2013, 07:08 PM
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A heartwarming Lawyer Story
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men alone the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story???
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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11-15-2013, 08:10 PM
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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