Celeb Matches

[Downthestretch55]

Another great match came along today.
Seems that Barbara Bush (the twin daughter) had her purse snatched.
It was probably empty, cause we all know how tight daddy is, and he's empty too.
Anyway, the Secret Service that was given the task of protecting one of the "first daughters" let their knickers slip. My guess is that the guy needed to use the "Men's Room" after all the brewskies, but who knows...
Greg Pitts, head travel agent of the White House made plenty of sputterings.
Speaking of sputterings, the Honolulu Police Department's motorcycle "thrill team" deserves credit for their expert driving. They might have taken motor cycle riding lessons from Evil Kneival. "Where's the Snake River Canyon gonna end?" And "Where's the ripcord for my f'n parachute?"
So, another match for today, daughter Barbara (purseless), and Slick Fingered
Jack Abramoff...a match made in heaven, or the other place.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...466680,00.html

pass a motorcycle to George Daddy Dubbya Bush, and three more to the Honolulu Police Dept...vrooom vrooom!