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Old 09-09-2013, 12:11 PM
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Exclamation What NOT to drink.

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:34 PM
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Default What not to eat

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." - W.C.Fields

He also said, "I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
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Old 09-09-2013, 02:02 PM
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Default 18 babies!

Giraffe sets record with baby #18

http://living.msn.com/family-parenti...b-063bcc7faeac
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Old 09-14-2013, 01:37 PM
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I can't believe how long that list is.

Clip from the orphanage -- such precious little ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfFFgV624TA
Awww.

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World Rhino Day is next weekend.

Not a ton of events scheduled in the US but for anyone who wants to look...

http://www.worldrhinoday.org/
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Old 09-09-2013, 02:03 PM
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most navies have alcohol on board, for off duty officers. but not the u.s. they used to give a ration a day to each sailor and soldier, but not any more.
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:37 PM
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An interesting ad from Chipotle with an equally interesting cover from Fiona Apple. Even if you hate her, seriously give it a chance...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/fio...re-imagination
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Old 09-14-2013, 04:05 PM
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An interesting ad from Chipotle with an equally interesting cover from Fiona Apple. Even if you hate her, seriously give it a chance...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/fio...re-imagination
That was neat.

Chipotle is my go-to when on the road. They not only are more responsible as to where their food comes from, but many of the locations donate to their local food bank each night (as does Panera).
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:44 PM
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Poachers Decried, "Kingpin" Arrested ahead of World Rhino Day

http://www.natureworldnews.com/artic...-rhino-day.htm
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Old 09-22-2013, 08:42 PM
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Poachers Decried, "Kingpin" Arrested ahead of World Rhino Day

http://www.natureworldnews.com/artic...-rhino-day.htm
Love the avatar!
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