Hemorrhoid Help?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

So I took my moose of a 2.5 year old on a hike with one of those backpack things above my head that attaches on the back and the waist. Felt like Wise Dan with the weight and obviously ended up with the intestines poking on through. This was last Sunday. Easily the worst case I've ever had...My question for those who have had them, what helped the most. I'm doing Prep H and to me it does very little. Thanks...and I've already been avoiding things like coffee that might make me go more often.

You should ask Freddy. He's such an ass he'd probably have advice.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Remember;no one knows you're a doorknob,unless you tell them.

Hi DoD (not the Dept. of Defense)... mind if I say something to Mortimer?

Morty first off that's a swell line and yes I did actually use the word swell. (That word always reminds me of the David Bowie song, Drive In Saturday).

Second... what's all this I hear about you being finished with the contest?

You mean you're not gonna just play it a second time?

Think about it or I shall be forced to use that word (no not that one you doorknob... riiiiiiight, thaaaat one) repeatedly till your head sweels and explodes and all the little Hersheys kisses come flying out of it and...

Oh be quiet and go stand in the corner.

Hope you feel bettah, Randall.

[AeWingnut]

Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.

[ninetoone]

Waxvac.

[Rileyoriley]

Hi DoD (not the Dept. of Defense)... mind if I say something to Mortimer?

Morty first off that's a swell line and yes I did actually use the word swell. (That word always reminds me of the David Bowie song, Drive In Saturday).

Second... what's all this I hear about you being finished with the contest?

You mean you're not gonna just play it a second time?

Think about it or I shall be forced to use that word (no not that one you doorknob... riiiiiiight, thaaaat one) repeatedly till your head sweels and explodes and all the little Hersheys kisses come flying out of it and...

Oh be quiet and go stand in the corner.



A retort from Clyde:



Great news Morty Fans!!



Fucl<age.




Start over.







Great news Sporty Fans!!

The Arachnid recognizes I was using Clydeform in its Beta Testing stage and is giving me a fresh 40.Of course, my winnings from the first 40 do carry over.

Now,you snot faces out there who are going to get irate and send off combustible pm's to the Arachnid in protest------get a life.


And shhhhut up.

The contest is awful without me playing.



I would think that's enough for now.






"If your tag line blows------well get rid of the thing already.Most do."

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.

Good Lord where have you been? Have missed you!

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

A retort from Clyde:



Great news Morty Fans!!



Fucl<age.




Start over.







Great news Sporty Fans!!

The Arachnid recognizes I was using Clydeform in its Beta Testing stage and is giving me a fresh 40.Of course, my winnings from the first 40 do carry over.

Now,you snot faces out there who are going to get irate and send off combustible pm's to the Arachnid in protest------get a life.


And shhhhut up.

The contest is awful without me playing.



I would think that's enough for now.






"If your tag line blows------well get rid of the thing already.Most do."

Thank you Debodeb for this fine message.

Mortimer I would have called him Aragog (right, debodeb?) but whatevah.

So to be clear you get to have your winnings from your own personal round one carry over?

Splendid.