hi_im_god

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

good luck to you. try that forgiveness thing. i designed it to work even better for the giver than the receiver.

so...

anyone have any qusetions?

Yes, how is the ESPN board going? You know, your home.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Yes, how is the ESPN board going? You know, your home.

seems to be okay. how are you?

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

seems to be okay. how are you?

Just great. If this is God, and I'm sure it is, I could use some help in wooing the girl of my dreams. Please see what you can do.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Just great. If this is God, and I'm sure it is, I could use some help in wooing the girl of my dreams. Please see what you can do.

it's free will, monkey. you can't have that and me running things also.

good luck with the girl.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

it's free will, monkey. you can't have that and me running things also.

good luck with the girl.

Thanks. I was hoping for more from you God, but maybe its a busy day up there.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Thanks. I was hoping for more from you God, but maybe its a busy day up there.

i do seem to dissapoint some on here. just part of the job.

OK god, I have this never ending supply of cash. Should I share it, bury it, or spend it all on me? Or, give it to Jimmy Swigart?

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

seems to be okay. how are you?

Must be awfully boring over there if you trolls have to come here totry and get your jollies.
The folks you love to hate left you, and now you have nothing to talk about apparently.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by oracle80

Must be awfully boring over there if you trolls have to come here totry and get your jollies.
The folks you love to hate left you, and now you have nothing to talk about apparently.

hello. nice chatting.

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

bye god...mods do your stuff..

[Calzone Lord]

Carrying on with the fireside chat....

Who is Downthestretch55?

How does he have over 4k posts - and yet I've never seen him here?

Who is Blue Eyes?

Is she hot? Gayest screen name ever if that's a dude.

Why are DaHoss's posts invisible?

Which of the two Esurance chicks would you rather nail?

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Carrying on with the fireside chat....

Who is Downthestretch55?

How does he have over 4k posts - and yet I've never seen him here?

Who is Blue Eyes?

Is she hot? Gayest screen name ever if that's a dude.

Why are DaHoss's posts invisible?

Which of the two Esurance chicks would you rather nail?

down was timm before the lobotomy.

blueeyes/dixie/dixiesassistant were the reason i couldn't run multiple id's here.

dahoss is byk's alternate id when he's tired of all the crap.

i'd do the plain mildly fat progressive actress. she seems like less trouble.

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

down was timm before the lobotomy.

blueeyes/dixie/dixiesassistant were the reason i couldn't run multiple id's here.

dahoss is byk's alternate id when he's tired of all the crap.

i'd do the plain mildly fat progressive actress. she seems like less trouble.

I laughed.....and this is a funny thread. I thought you handled the cincinnatti bow tie question with class.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

God, good to see you back. I missed ya. So you never did answer me last time, any opinion on polytrack? All of this debate, and I don't think you've weighed in.

you forgot. but it's okay.

i love almost everything you monkeys do. so creative.

remember now?

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I guess I just figured you would elaborate a bit more, but okay. Alright, here's another one, what do you think of Britnet and K. Fed breaking up. What's the word up there, people talking about it?

everything you monkey's do is entertaining to me.

you and free will were the best idea's i ever had.

keep up the good work.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Ok one more, this one's been bothering me for awhile. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, I always bite, I never make it.

none. the bite does it.

[hi_im_god]

have to tend to the collapse of a neutron star to an infinite point. very odd stuff. might take some time.

you monkeys stay kind to each other. i'll check in later.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

have to tend to the collapse of a neutron star to an infinite point. very odd stuff. might take some time.

you monkeys stay kind to each other. i'll check in later.

wow. what an a-hole.

i want to apologize. "you monkeys stay kind to each other"?

neutron stars and infinite points. i think i was masturbating a lot. it's the only excuse i have.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

pick an ID god...please. before they both disappear.

What was your other called?

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

wow. what an a-hole.

i want to apologize. "you monkeys stay kind to each other"?

neutron stars and infinite points. i think i was masturbating a lot. it's the only excuse i have.

Why apologize? We are monkeys.

Speaking of monkeys, the best monkey video of all time is in need of a repost here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k