Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

My friend, Lenny got a call from his daughter today. She has been looking for a job, so when the phone rang, Lenny was excited to hear from her.

Lenny: Hello?
Daughter: Hi Dad, I have some good news! I got a job!
Lenny: That's good news!
Daughter: The bad news, I'm a hooker.
Lenny: Oh! That's bad news. Anything else?
Daughter: I think so...I'm making triple your salary.

If you see Lenny, buy him a cold one, and wish him a return from his binge before July.