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![]() What was the old saying, a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still pulling its boots on? I think it's credited to Mark Twain, but then, everything is credited to Mark Twain:
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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![]() confucius must have been a bad shot.
![]() confucius say 'man who go thru airport turnstile sideways, going to bangkok'. hehehehhe |
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One of his friends was a ruptured Chinaman whose name was Won Hung Lo ![]() ![]()
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |