Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by casp0555

So true.... i could listen to him say the same line over and over, him and Henny, I loved Rodney's delivery, so fitting to his stage persona

The only thing i didn't like was when he did some shows on HBO...used the F word and other expletives in the wrong spots imo...not funny..only did a few shows.
All his stand-ups on Carson and other shows were outstanding. one of a kind..

[casp0555]

Originally Posted by bigrun

The only thing i didn't like was when he did some shows on HBO...used the F word and other expletives in the wrong spots imo...not funny..only did a few shows.
All his stand-ups on Carson and other shows were outstanding. one of a kind..

agreed with the vulgar language, didn't he play a serious role in a movie toward the end of his career? I'll have to google it to find it, heard he was sharp in it for the switch from his usual comedic movie stints.

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by casp0555

agreed with the vulgar language, didn't he play a serious role in a movie toward the end of his career? I'll have to google it to find it, heard he was sharp in it for the switch from his usual comedic movie stints.

Found these 3..

Caddyshack

1980


Back to School

1986


Easy Money

1983

[Danzig]

An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.

'I gave you a sham rock.'

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Danzig

An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.

'I gave you a sham rock.'

Chuckle

[casp0555]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Found these 3..

Caddyshack

1980


Back to School

1986


Easy Money

1983

Natural Born Killers.............

[casp0555]

my contrib.......
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started

[bigrun]

Aaaah, the good ole days..



http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...lery-1.1050013

[bigrun]

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, eye-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"



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God replied: I didn't recognize you."