Manti Te'o dead girlfriend story a hoax?

[GenuineRisk]

All I know is thanks to this damn scandal I've got an earworm of "She's Not There."

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the colour of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

If the Zombies had only managed to work in white roses and all-night telephone calls, they'd be hailed as prophets.