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11-15-2006, 12:26 PM
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In the news...OJ (if I did it) Simpson, will be saying how he would do it if he did it. The 3.5 million book deal could've figured.
http://people.aol.com/people/article...559687,00.html Be very careful Miss Piggy. Very careful. This guy knows about pig skin. I'd hate to see you show up in an Oscar Meyer wrapper. pass the football. 
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11-15-2006, 05:18 PM
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Naomi, Naomi, Naomi...
Looking demure in her grey dress with the bow today, looks like she could be close to a "deal". http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...9-1702,00.html Now, if the beauty Ms Cambell really does hook up with Mr Bobby Knight, watch for all kinds of things to fly though the air. Chairs, phones??? I'm guessin' even the goldfish won't be safe. The poodle will be taking his chances hiding under the sofa. pass the "hot" sauce...tie everything else down.
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11-15-2006, 06:47 PM
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Naughty beauty queens...OOOPS!
Let's match em with those that would appreciate. http://dir.salon.com/story/people/sa...als/index.html pass the nekid Barbie
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11-16-2006, 12:05 PM
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Jacko (The Thrilla) seems to have fallen "flat on his face" (what ever happened to that?) in London last night. My guess is that he'll be in negotiations with the Walmart Smiley Guy for a face transplant soon.
http://music.guardian.co.uk/pop/stor...949552,00.html Coming soon is a real comic match up. Rumors haven't been confirmed but it seems that Planter's "Mr. Peanut" has been seen in the parlor with Miss Betty Boop. Boo Boop E Doop! Pass the lipstick and mascara.
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11-16-2006, 01:39 PM
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Now that Pope Benedict is thinking about marriage, I wonder who the likely "nun" will be. This little story might make some good juice.
Do you think Madonna will leave Kabala to be by his side? What's to become of Guy and the new baby David? His time seems to be running out. Not much more time to sew those wild oats, if ya know what I'm sayin'. Or maybe Pope B has eyes for Theresa Heinze (John Kerry's current). Hey, they speak the same language after all. Stay tuned... this could be a reason to show up at Mass. http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...1-ArticlePage2 Pass the bread
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11-16-2006, 03:02 PM
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Speaking of nuns, it looks like Robert Brown, Deputy US Attorney in Denver, has been exchanging words with three sisters lately.
I'll pray for Robert Brown as well. http://www.commondreams.org/views06/1116-24.htm pass the "canned goods"
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11-16-2006, 05:44 PM
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Big party coming! No way of really knowing since I wasn't invited.
Just that it seems that the location will be in the lower chambers, you know... downstairs. Seems like the party will be a way for Dem and Repub leaders to get to know each other. Is it true that Teddy K will be making the first fifteen toasts? Is Kay Bailey H really going to let him drive her home? Ya best buckle up and practice your breast stroke. Breast strokes are ok with me, but Kay Babe, you might want to think about this before getting in beside him. Mary Jo K learned the hard way. Hope that he makes the Patomic bridge, and if he doesn't, you can bet he knows how to swim, even after twenty tequila shots. Hope you can too Kay Babe. Once ya hit the water, you're on your own. Cheers! pass a life ring Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 11-16-2006 at 05:58 PM.
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