Real men - Page 5

Cajungator26 · #81 06-13-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Honestly, I was only making a response to his post about wearing a pink polo. I thought he was joking around so I did. If my best friend wasn't married I would have hooked him up with her. She likes skinnier men. Her husband was a good friend of mine. I hooked them up with one another. Just teased kev because that was the topic "men wearing pink". Honestly, I think men wearing pink is girlie. Every man on this thread who wears pink, I would call girlie if I saw them wearing it.

But what do I know? I am an old married women who lives in the boon-docks and doesn't know that gay men don't hang out in South Beach.

Gay men DO hang out in South Beach. It is FLAMING down there...

Buffymommy · #82 06-13-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Gay men DO hang out in South Beach. It is FLAMING down there...

I know that and you know that, but others on this board don't.

Cajungator26 · #83 06-13-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I know that and you know that, but others on this board don't.

The only reason I'm sure is because I used to go down there with my gay buddies! LMAO! They love South Beach. I personally can't stand it... I don't care for South Florida's atmosphere as a whole.

#84 06-13-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

Real men think the horses are pretty.
Real men wear pink.
Real men cry.

Real men think horses are noble, extraordinary creatures, not pretty.
Real men wear pink only if their girlfriend or wife buys it for them.
Real men only cry at the death of someone.

GenuineRisk · #85 06-13-2006, 04:42 PM

Oh my God, I have GOT to start spending more time on the OT board. This was entirely too entertaining to read.

Kasept, you're a very good-looking man! And nice hat, too.

I like men in pink if it's a shade that suits their skin. Flowingtail, maybe you want to start with salmon and work your way up the pink spectrum?

Straight male fashion is about 5 years behind gay male fashion. Now, in NYC, the gay men are all wearing madras shirts and shorts. Which straight men were wearing some years back. And now they'll be wearing them again in five years and I'll be annoyed because I don't like madras.

my miss storm cat · #86 06-13-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy

OH GOD!!!!! Men's feet should never be shown. Women's only if they keep their toes nice!

Kev you are making me nauseous...

I like mens feet and other parts too!!!!!

exquisitequine · #87 06-13-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Gay men DO hang out in South Beach. It is FLAMING down there...

Here is not "there" to me. I live here. Of course there are gay people here but its not "flaming". Ft lauderdale has a much more highly concentrated homosexual population.

my miss storm cat · #88 06-13-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by chupster2

Hell, I'm impressed by anyone who has a "chemise lineup"!

Me too!!!!!

chupster2 · #89 06-13-2006, 04:52 PM

This crying line reminds me of that line from the "Reservations for Eight" episode on Designing Women when Gerald McRaney (or however you spell it) says, "and you just try having a good cry and see if a cold north wind doesn't blow up your trousers".

#90 06-13-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Oh my God, I have GOT to start spending more time on the OT board. This was entirely too entertaining to read.

Kasept, you're a very good-looking man! And nice hat, too.

I like men in pink if it's a shade that suits their skin. Flowingtail, maybe you want to start with salmon and work your way up the pink spectrum?

Straight male fashion is about 5 years behind gay male fashion. Now, in NYC, the gay men are all wearing madras shirts and shorts. Which straight men were wearing some years back. And now they'll be wearing them again in five years and I'll be annoyed because I don't like madras.

Good idea... thanks.

Suffolk Shippers · #91 06-13-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

Real men think the horses are pretty.
Real men wear pink.
Real men cry.

pink polo?

is the collar up?

Independent George · #92 06-13-2006, 09:12 PM

Hey Buffysaintmarie.....you're a hate-monger
Cajunpopcorn..to you, anyone north of Baton Rouge is gay.

Independent George · #93 06-13-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George

Hey Buffysaintmarie.....you're a hate-monger
Cajunpopcorn..to you, anyone north of Baton Rouge is gay.

By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.

Assttodixie · #94 06-13-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George

By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.

Hey pal-

Are you trying to steal the boss's mojo? Your catlike movements pale when compared to a real cassonova like Dixie. Dixie gives lessons in the art of internet love. Send your email if you want some lessons.

my miss storm cat · #95 06-13-2006, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George

By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.

Do you say sexy things like stick a fork in him he's done when you're doing it????? I always thought my dream man would say things like that!!!!!

my miss storm cat · #96 06-13-2006, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Assttodixie

Hey pal-

Are you trying to steal the boss's mojo? Your catlike movements pale when compared to a real cassonova like Dixie. Dixie gives lessons in the art of internet love. Send your email if you want some lessons.

Hi ass or assistant. Please tell the boss we are waiting for his little words of wisdom and such and that we are also waiting to hear if he likes Skittes too!!!!!

exquisitequine · #97 06-13-2006, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Do you say sexy things like stick a fork in him he's done when you're doing it????? I always thought my dream man would say things like that!!!!!

OH my god- you too? The guy that got me into horse racing use to give me rider instructions when i would get on top. He would say things like "okay, take it slow and easy out of the gate and when we get to the quarter pole, ride like youve never ridden before" or "dont spit the bit! Dont spit the bit!"

It was so hot. He was so romantic.

Independent George · #98 06-14-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Do you say sexy things like stick a fork in him he's done when you're doing it????? I always thought my dream man would say things like that!!!!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH..... that sounds like "rough sex". I'm into it,Cutie , if you are.
Haven't tried forks yet; you probably have to be a little more careful with those that you would with clothes pins.

I WAS in a brothel one night when I heard a person shriek.........." I've got 40,000 horseshoes.".I don't think the hooker was impressed,though, cause she walked out of the room saying, "Who the hell is Boy Wonder?"

prudery · #99 06-14-2006, 07:18 PM

I would be compelled to charge double to listento that

#**100** 06-14-2006, 07:41 PM

When you come to my age, you forget the sheer IDIOCY of youth. Pink shirt, white pants? On a MAN who isn't part of that homosexual YMCA musical troupe? And what, pray tell, will you choose for your darned nail polish? Maybe you can wear the shirt a few inches short, to show off your belly and its inflamed razor stubble.

As a wise man debating a horse once said, "it's a travishamockery!"