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Old 11-13-2006, 01:11 PM
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Still more tabloid news today!
Congrats to Gerald R (give me a pardon) Ford on his longevity record.
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...for_longevity/
I sure hope that when he's back from the taxidermists, the "real" story about the NancyXGerry, RonnieXBetty swap fest will be revealed.
Lets just put their "mounts" in the Lincoln bedroom where it all "happened".
Should bring plenty of "tourists" to the White House tour.
Big boost for the DC visitor's center.

pass the moth balls.
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Old 11-13-2006, 01:34 PM
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Just when I thought the "tabloid news" had done enough for today, here comes Whitney Houston again. I don't care about Bobby Brown.
My best guess is that he'll be doing time somewhere.
Does anyone know if she's really going with Sean Hannity?
I'm intrigued.
Any "news" is good "news". All that fits, and all that stuff.
Let me know what you find.
Here's for starters.......
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...for_longevity/

btw, anyone know anything about Barbara Bush and Fabio?

pass the butter
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Old 11-13-2006, 02:17 PM
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Holy cow! Holy something!
Say it ain't so Jerry!
For sure, I've been fooled by "Lola" before, but just tell me Mr Falwell, Liberty University guy, Rev Jerry Falwell...
puleezzze tell me there's no truth behind the "talk" about you and Boy George.
Golly! Holy cow!
I thought you could have done better.
Boy George was picking up trash as "community service" a few weeks ago.
Not that his sins shouldn't go unpunished, and he sure sings some hot ones, if ya know what I mean. Sure, he still looks good, even in that orange suit.
Just let me know that it ain't so.
Really, Jerry F. ??? Boy George???
You've gotta be kiddin'!!
I hope there's no truth to this!
I'm outraged!

pass the collection plate
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Old 11-13-2006, 02:35 PM
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Gosh, hate to interrupt the "conversation" going on here, but I just had to.
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Old 11-13-2006, 02:50 PM
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Gosh, hate to interrupt the "conversation" going on here, but I just had to.
Cajun,
Do you have some "juicey" to contribute to the tabloid thread?

Pass the water, we're all a bit thirsty.
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:02 PM
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Looks like Joe Lieberman is switching political parties.
Wonder what Laura did to bring this about. Could she? Did she?
I'll be looking for the answers.
Eww! I get the "creeps" just thinking about the "sacrifices" that have been made. And I mean MADE!
Tell me it ain't so.
Did it start with the extra time spent slurpin' raw clams at that seafood joint?
Ya know, Momma Lou's Sushi, Clams and Oysters.
Who would've thought this turn of events started on a half shell?
Crack 'em open, slurp, slurp.
Laura, I can't really blame ya. I know you wake up every morning trying to get the loser over the line, anyway you can.
Heck, you even taught him how to read children's books.
Just tell me it ain't so, Laura. You always seemed like the sweet one.

pass the lemon
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:27 PM
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There's good news and bad news.
Laura wasn't beaten for showing her loyalty.
That's the good news.
As regards waking up tomorrow morning in the same "king sized" bed in the upper chambers of the White House, not certain about that at all.
Perhaps someone will be showing up in Crawford to make acquaintances with his favorite ewe in the very near future.
That's the bad news for Ms Bah bah. If this is true at all.
I doubt that it is.
I'd never make such a claim.
I won't even assert that the "honeymoon" will happen on a "swift boat" somewhere. It probably won't. Fleecy moon over the bay, NOT!

I just hope these two work it all out to the very best out cum.

pass the lamb chops, mint jelly too!
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