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11-12-2006, 04:22 PM
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Wowser! Wowser! Wowser!
Decided to take a drive this afternoon. The danged steering wheel kept going to the right. I'd set it to go straight, and sure enough, it start swerving to the right. Well, I'm drivin' down this mountain road, trying to keep to the center, fight the right-going steering wheel, radio blasting a Dixie Chick's song, and what do I see on the right shoulder of the road? A blond lady, soaked to the skin from the rain, hair all drooping down, with her thumb stuck out like she needs a ride somewhere. So, of course, the wheel grabs itself out of my hands and, you guessed it, veers over to the right...right to the right side of that road. Heck, I wasn't even thinking of giving her a ride, but here she comes, runnin' up the right side of the road. What could I do? Well, tryin' to be polite (cause that's the way I was raised), I push the button to let the passenger side window down. She jumps right in! OK, now I was a bit rattled. So I ask, where you going? She didn't say a word. Just sat there. So, I say, what's your name? And the wet blond says, Anne Coulter. Uh huh. I pull back onto the road and start to drive off. Out of the bushes, this guy jumps into the back of the pick-up! I'm a bit spooked by this, so I ask Anne, do you know him? She says, yes. Now I'm a little curious about this guy, looking like a drowned Captain Kangaroo in the bed of the pick-up, so I ask, who is he? She says, John Bolton....the UN guy. OK, I say. And where might both of you be going? With a silly look on that wet blond face, she says, "nowhere". I guess she was right, cause when they went to get something inside the convenience store while I was gassin' up, I drove off before they came back. I've gotta get that right turning steering wheel checked. I hope Anne and John figure out where there going, but nowhere seems about right. pass the gas Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 11-12-2006 at 04:26 PM. 
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11-13-2006, 12:57 PM
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The "tabloid news" continues....
What the heck is going on with this? Did my eyes deceive or was that really Bill (no spin zone) O'Reilly and his new babe, Martha Stewart signing a triple x dvd from Block Buster in line in front of me when I was waiting to ring up my "Dreamer" choice? Sure, I must admit that I followed them on their "errands" to Frederick's where Martha made a nice purchase on a transparent "naughty", but frankly, I had no idea...none...no spin. XXX! If anyone "across the pond" has an inside, can you confirm if there's anything to the Margaret Thatcher, Rosie O'Donnell, Gary Coleman "love triangle" story that seems to be on its way? Are these two beauties really going to "duke it out" over "him"? Your info would be appreciated. I'm putting in the dvd. Pass the cheese doodles.
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11-13-2006, 01:36 PM
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YIKES!!!
Fed-ex is shopping the video...OH MY! OOOPS! She did it again. For those that think I'm making this up...have a look... http://www.playfuls.com/news_0000162...o_Sell_It.html Pass the lolli-pops
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11-13-2006, 01:52 PM
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I can't confirm this one, but if anyone living in Chi-town can find out, might help to "put the rubber where it meets the road", if ya know what I mean.
Is there really something going on with John McCain and Oprah Winfrey? I know you folks live in a "windy city". Where's that "windy" blowin'? I'll stay tuned and hope you get back to the "tabloid news". pass the kabasi
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11-13-2006, 02:11 PM
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Still more tabloid news today!
Congrats to Gerald R (give me a pardon) Ford on his longevity record. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...for_longevity/ I sure hope that when he's back from the taxidermists, the "real" story about the NancyXGerry, RonnieXBetty swap fest will be revealed. Lets just put their "mounts" in the Lincoln bedroom where it all "happened". Should bring plenty of "tourists" to the White House tour. Big boost for the DC visitor's center. pass the moth balls.
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11-13-2006, 02:34 PM
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Just when I thought the "tabloid news" had done enough for today, here comes Whitney Houston again. I don't care about Bobby Brown.
My best guess is that he'll be doing time somewhere. Does anyone know if she's really going with Sean Hannity? I'm intrigued. Any "news" is good "news". All that fits, and all that stuff. Let me know what you find. Here's for starters....... http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...for_longevity/ btw, anyone know anything about Barbara Bush and Fabio? pass the butter
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11-13-2006, 03:17 PM
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Holy cow! Holy something!
Say it ain't so Jerry! For sure, I've been fooled by "Lola" before, but just tell me Mr Falwell, Liberty University guy, Rev Jerry Falwell... puleezzze tell me there's no truth behind the "talk" about you and Boy George. Golly! Holy cow! I thought you could have done better. Boy George was picking up trash as "community service" a few weeks ago. Not that his sins shouldn't go unpunished, and he sure sings some hot ones, if ya know what I mean. Sure, he still looks good, even in that orange suit. Just let me know that it ain't so. Really, Jerry F. ??? Boy George??? You've gotta be kiddin'!! I hope there's no truth to this! I'm outraged! pass the collection plate
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