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Old 10-05-2012, 08:41 AM
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Why is the girl in your avy trying to hold your big belly in?

my hot Italian wife is rubbing it for luck. Size does matter

any more questions needledickthebug****er ?

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Old 10-05-2012, 07:54 PM
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my hot Italian wife is rubbing it for luck. Size does matter

any more questions needledickthebug****er ?

Well you certainly are a blowhard.


Anyways, your "wife."

Why?

I think we can rule out "trophy husband" like right ricky ticky.



Not enough detail, but she does seem to have a strokable dupa...not bad from what I can tell.Still....why?

Money?

You don't look nor sound the type.

"Size matters"....is that why she is rubbing your two bagger belly for luck? When will she start catching on?





I still think she's trying to push it back in.Does it make a meep-bwoooooow sound when she does that?
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:44 AM
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Is that the same way you push that fat sow of a wife's belly in when you try to get your little guy in there ? Baltimore fat chicks are about your speed anyway. "Go on beat it ya half a sissy, before I give you a slap." - Joe Pesci as Nicky in Easy Money
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:15 PM
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"Well ya know, on closer inspection of your partners face ....I think ya got yerself a Thai Guy there."-- Clyde Collinwood as Pointmanscousin in 'The Jets".
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:25 PM
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:16 AM
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Awful.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:07 AM
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it's not snowy woods but i thought it worked as low humor.

you should stick around. you offend the right people.
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:38 PM
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Hey Alabama Mistakes....you got rid of your latest.
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