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Old 11-09-2006, 04:13 PM
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Youse suthners tawk strange.
Is a blumpkin an in-bred, second generation one from the pumpkin side of the family? Ya know, Uncle Earl Pumpkin and Auntie Mae Blunkie when they got to thumpin' in the back seat of Bubba's borrowed cheviee maliboo?
You want to know what a blumpkin is, DTS? Please tell me you're kidding... lol.

By the way, the majority of Texans that I know personally do not speak that way.
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:18 PM
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You want to know what a blumpkin is, DTS? Please tell me you're kidding... lol.

By the way, the majority of Texans that I know personally do not speak that way.
I'm really being serious Jaimie. I have no clue what that word means...never heard it.
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:20 PM
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I'm really being serious Jaimie. I have no clue what that word means...never heard it.
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A blumpkin is when a man receives oral sex while taking a dump. LMAO...
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:29 PM
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A blumpkin is when a man receives oral sex while taking a dump. LMAO...
Ewww....those suthners have strange bedroom (or bathroom) practices.
Live and learn.
Here I thought it had somethin' to do with Mrs. Blum and Mr. Pumkin.

Anyway...your secret's safe. I don't think I'll be trying that one anytime soon.

(shakes head), (chuckles), (runs to pocelain patty to have a good hurl).

Where can I rent a video?
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:41 PM
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Ewww....those suthners have strange bedroom (or bathroom) practices.
Live and learn.
Here I thought it had somethin' to do with Mrs. Blum and Mr. Pumkin.

Anyway...your secret's safe. I don't think I'll be trying that one anytime soon.

(shakes head), (chuckles), (runs to pocelain patty to have a good hurl).

Where can I rent a video?
Trust me, THIS southerner has no desire to participate in that. There are MANY other more interesting things to do...
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