Attempt to pick 1,000 straight horses who fail to win

[Calzone Lord]

Bums for Monday:

Finger Lakes Race #3: Flag Handler

Finger Lakes Race #9: Sea Slice

Mountaineer Park Race #4: Trust in Frank

Parx Race #5: Wild And Away

Parx Race #6: Marco Be Good

Parx Race #10: Brave Samson

Saratoga Race #1: Praetorian Guard and Burned Bridges

Saratoga Race #3: Thunderville

Suffolk Race #1: Castiel