There is no hope

[Calzone Lord]

I will admit to being 8.5 of these things.

[10 pnt move up]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I will admit to being 8.5 of these things.

Don't sell yourself short!

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

Don't sell yourself short!

Druggie? I want to say check, but I don't think I've done a single drug all year and we are through 7 months. I mean, I'm ALWAYS game, but over the last few years ... people almost never offer me anything and I have no connections with people who sell.


Drunkard? I want to say check. I drink every single time I'm ever with my girlfriend... and if she's ever out of ice I scold her.


Atheist? Check. I don't believe in any sky Gods and we are basically meant to be food for worms once we cash in the chips and die.


New Ager? Not sure what the hell that means.


Democrat? Check. My mothers father ran campaigns in the state for Democratic politicians. My fathers father blamed the Republicans for the great depression and was so bitter about it that he never got over it.

P. K? Not sure what that means.

Adulterer? I'd like to think so, if given a good chance and knowing I never will be found out...it's only cheating if you get caught.


Fornicator? Check


Gambler? Check


Pervert? Textbook.


Idolater? Randy Moss


Liberal? On a lot of issues of the day.


High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine? Check


Sports Nut? Check



You're right, that's 10 checks and the jury is still out on a few others.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Druggie? I want to say check, but I don't think I've done a single drug all year and we are through 7 months. I mean, I'm ALWAYS game, but over the last few years ... people almost never offer me anything and I have no connections with people who sell.


Drunkard? I want to say check. I drink every single time I'm ever with my girlfriend... and if she's ever out of ice I scold her.


Atheist? Check. I don't believe in any sky Gods and we are basically meant to be food for worms once we cash in the chips and die.


New Ager? Not sure what the hell that means.


Democrat? Check. My mothers father ran campaigns in the state for Democratic politicians. My fathers father blamed the Republicans for the great depression and was so bitter about it that he never got over it.

P. K? Not sure what that means.

Adulterer? I'd like to think so, if given a good chance and knowing I never will be found out...it's only cheating if you get caught.


Fornicator? Check


Gambler? Check


Pervert? Textbook.


Idolater? Randy Moss


Liberal? On a lot of issues of the day.


High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine? Check


Sports Nut? Check



You're right, that's 10 checks and the jury is still out on a few others.

You definitely have had problems with telling the truth too.

[Danzig]

what, exactly is High Fullutent?

i've heard of high falutin...perhaps that's where they were going with it??

[Calzone Lord]

I would think so.

[Rudeboyelvis]

"Loud Mouth Women"

hahahaha

[Merlinsky]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine? Check

Sophisticated Swine sounds like a great barbecue place.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Merlinsky

Sophisticated Swine sounds like a great barbecue place.

yes, it would.

i wonder if unsophisticated swine also the devil...

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I will admit to being 8.5 of these things.

I wont repent because they have used apostrophe S.

What is a "Sport's nut's"?

[Calzone Lord]

The worst part about people like that -- is that you know they are secretly at least three or four of the things on that sign.

I prefer to act like a miserable person when I post on the Internet -- but to someone with that belief system...they must live a truly miserable life knowing in their heart they can't come close to meeting their own standard of proper behavior.

It's easy to make fun of how badly the guy butchered one apostrophe after another...but people like that are worse off than someone like me who regrets he isn't 20 of those things.

In a way, this guy is also not very different than a lot of non-religious people. They have a code of conduct for how they believe other people should behave...and they know deep down they don't come close to living up to their own standard they expect from other people.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I will admit to being 8.5 of these things.

Strong use of apostrophes and misspellings.

I scored a 10, give or take.

[pmacdaddy]

An Irish lady I know has a great line about not trusting anyone that doesn't have at least two vices. "I see you don't drink or smoke, I sure hope you gamble and f*ck..."