Romney at NAACP convention

[OldDog]

The notion that Team Romney wanted to jazz up all those "very white" racists requires a level of delusion that one usually associates with the fringies. Does anyone really imagine that Romney is worried about the racist vote? While we're hearing voices, let's eavesdrop on a Very Secret Meeting:

"Mitt, you know, there's one demographic we're worried about."

"What's that, Stu?"

"Well, sir, the Aryan Nation. Their votes? Hanging from the precipice, sir. We have to reel them in."

"Holy moly, Stu, but how?"

"I have a plan. When you speak to the NAACP next week, we're gonna have you say 'Obamacare.' You'll get booed, of course, but no Aryan will vote for Barack Obama, I can promise you that, sir."

"Jumpin' Jehosaphat, Stu, that's sheer genius! But won't the liberal media figure it out? Won't they see our plan?"

"With all due respect, sir, don't be ridiculous."

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