Mike Smith Nude

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by robfla

scroll back two pictures


or forward a few....

http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/galle...-espn-magazine

She's missing legs.

Would have been perfect for me, seeing that she can't run away.

I remember when I was in about 9th or 10th grade. I printed a picture of a naked girl with no arms and legs on a color printer and brought it into school.

I was going around showing people "Bob" as I called her. If you tossed her in water, she'd Bob.

Anyway, my social studies teacher had a family picture on his desk. When he was out of the class, I snuck the picture of 'Bob' inside the picture frame on his desk. It took him a while to notice it ... but the look of disgust on his face was priceless. He crumpled it up, threw it away, and didn't even bother asking anyone how it got there.