Romans runners don't miss many dances..

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

better yet a Doritos Locos 10 pack.

Taco Bell is the holy grail for food when you're drunk or stoned.

Truth be told, I could sh!t into a tortilla and it would taste better than Taco Bell.

However, those prices on that menu make me feel like I'm Ogden Phipps and that grub has the right amount of greasy mystery beef, cheese, and fire sauce to make Taco Bell a wonderful franchise when you're not sober.

Chipolte had to come around and ruin a good thing with their high prices and wildly superior grub.

There's a really good authentic Mexican food restaurant that I go to with my girlfriend at least once a week. They have these things called 'Tejana Margaritas' that are souped up with extra Tequila. Great stuff. Always leave that place stumbling around and coolly buzzed for a good hour or more.