The Alan Speegish Made Members Contest

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ATTENTION MADE MEMBERS!!!! I have a special message for you from Clyde. I hope you understand what he means cuz I sure as hell can't translate it.
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> SightyPooKins....I admire your ability to run off on the lead,and still fail to do so.
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> sssssssssssssssssso close!!!! Yew git yew a half a Hershey bar girl!!
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> doo dah....Only your desire for wild women and radiant booze kept you from a higher finish.Realize what's important in life.
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> TiggerThePooh....I can only say you are now my all time favorite poster at NerdyTrail.Not Stevie ALLButtons. Thank you so much.
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> CoPilot Floyd....I was VERY proud of the violent fit you took upon being notified you did not win this thing.Extra credit for making exquisite muggy faces at youknowwho.
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> Brown Sugah....Listen you little greaseball;I don't ever again want to see you posting huge winnings in public.I despise this. Besides, if I had selected BYC and I Don't Want Anymore----I would have won it too.Kissy kissy all the same, but I still hate you.
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> Arletta....GOOGLIES!! A fine effort in the horsey world's most prestigious contest." WE MADE IT THROUGH CLYDEVIVOR!!" Yes, I still think that works well.Right across the chest.Too bad there aren't some balanced "i's" in that line----would have been great to see them dotted.
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> BeefHerky....Congratulations my little dyslexic friend.You have won a trophy.It's a bronze casting of Feldsparologist running the wrong way.
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> Salute Hand....Release Snappy.
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> The Debonatah....Thank you so very much for your fine Mommie Dearest running of this thing of ours.Your suggestion that I try and pick losers so as not to embarrass the other contestants worked in a charming way.May I suggest in fashioning Arletta's t-shirt that you use your fine TwinSpires ( TM) as the model..to ensure a nice fit.
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> For the winnah:
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsqKdZ3JZ2k
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