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Old 04-24-2012, 12:54 PM
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V J Stauffer

Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.
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Old 04-24-2012, 12:56 PM
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V J Stauffer

Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.
This is f-ing hilarious!
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:05 PM
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Name: The Scroll Wheel's worst enemy

Power: Fellow SEC'ers like Vol Jack who are too dumb to figure out how a scroll wheel works are left baffled by logical fallacies.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:11 PM
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Indian Charlie

Name: Contrarian Jew Point O

Power: He's Jewish and he admires Hitler. He's very smart and he's convinced 9/11 was an inside job. Seriously. He's like King Glorious with double the IQ, but also double the mercury poisoning and double the contrarian stubbornness. He also prefers his females to weigh double that of an elephant.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:20 PM
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name: Irritating Asswipe

Power: Universally disliked ... and it's hard coded into his DNA. He could start handing out $100 bills to strangers, and 99.9% of these people would tell the next person they saw that they just got $100 from the biggest assh@le they've ever met.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:33 PM
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I liked Randall & I like Rock Hard Ten

Guess that makes me an exception to the rule!
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:36 PM
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I liked Randall & I like Rock Hard Ten

Guess that makes me an exception to the rule!
Randall wanted to blow me and I still found him to be the most irritating person who has ever posted here.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:37 PM
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Randall wanted to blow me and I still found him to be the most irritating person who has ever posted here.
LOL!

i never understood why he was banned
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:28 PM
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I liked Randall & I like Rock Hard Ten

Guess that makes me an exception to the rule!
Your judgment seems to have some sort of impairment.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:34 PM
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Your judgment seems to have some sort of impairment.
lol

I like how RHT sticks up for himself. Though I dont like RHT when he picks any team from Philly to win.

Randall i guess i didnt pay close attention, but he seemed fine to me! I remember the Kyle Kendrick convo's we had, thats about all.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:35 PM
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Your judgment seems to have some sort of impairment.
maybe I'm 1 / 5 lame
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:40 PM
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lol

I like how RHT sticks up for himself. Though I dont like RHT when he picks any team from Philly to win.

Randall i guess i didnt pay close attention, but he seemed fine to me! I remember the Kyle Kendrick convo's we had, thats about all.
I used to find RockTardHen amusing, in the same way you can find an overenthused puppy amusing.

Then I had to deal with him in real life, and found him to be a lying and conniving piece of turd.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:42 PM
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I like how RHT sticks up for himself. Though I dont like RHT when he picks any team from Philly to win.
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maybe I'm 1 / 5 lame
Your first statement renders you a 5.

Though your dislike of Riot saves you.
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Old 04-24-2012, 04:14 PM
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Made me laugh!
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:00 PM
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Danzig

Name: The Scroll Wheel's worst enemy

Power: Fellow SEC'ers like Vol Jack who are too dumb to figure out how a scroll wheel works are left baffled by logical fallacies.
hey.

i love my scroll wheel. it's my best friend.
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Old 04-25-2012, 04:16 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
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Old 04-25-2012, 05:35 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
I really hope so in regard to Betfair.

Hogthorne is a great american racetrack ... but I have no idea why they're getting a lot of action on Betfair.
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:49 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
oh, they can be serious. ask anything!
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:20 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
everyone loves good racing..lol
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:31 PM
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King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.
Who doesn't love Kingie?!

He's like a plodder running down the stretch -- inch by inch gaining ground. Head low, big lumbering stride...creating a post reply so big that you have no choice but to waive the white flag.
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