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Old 04-19-2012, 06:38 PM
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I was actually looking for reasons and advantages to go from netbook to ipad
From a horse racing and betting standpoint -- a laptop is wildly superior in all ways.

Also, if you're into piracy...a laptop with a big wide screen is the only way to go. Try watching a cam-made movie like The Hunger Games on an I-pad.

Unless your goal is to win a date with a gay man or you live in one of the nations five largest cities and move a lot ... there is absolutely no need to have an I-Pad.

I-Phones and I-Pads are huge with gays by the way. My girlfriends roommate is a gay man and a couple of the casino employees are gay. They each have different color I-Phones and talk about I-Pad's.
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:49 PM
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So thanks for the heads up Calzone, so I guess the Ipads are not for me afterall and from what you have mentioned I guess i should now add "not that theres anything wrong with that"
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Old 04-19-2012, 08:48 PM
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From a horse racing and betting standpoint -- a laptop is wildly superior in all ways.

At home I would agree. However, when I am shooting at the track, having the IPAD or IPHONE to place my wagers is very convenient.

Also, if you're into piracy...a laptop with a big wide screen is the only way to go. Try watching a cam-made movie like The Hunger Games on an I-pad.

Agreed

Unless your goal is to win a date with a gay man or you live in one of the nations five largest cities and move a lot ... there is absolutely no need to have an I-Pad.

I live in NJ and work in NY so for the ride to and fro the IPAD is a must. I must also confess that dating a rich gay man (no strings)has always been a goal, a goal until now that I've kept to myself.

I-Phones and I-Pads are huge with gays by the way. My girlfriends roommate is a gay man and a couple of the casino employees are gay. They each have different color I-Phones and talk about I-Pad's.

Is that casino in Altoona? Beware of Chip Woolley! My friend's wife worked with a gay chef who drove her to work each night. She ended up marrying him. I'm trying hard to establish a parallel.
Let's just say that I've enjoyed the IPAD on my commute, at the track, for reading and even for those little dalliances that i've tried to keep private. But to each his own.
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:45 AM
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From a horse racing and betting standpoint -- a laptop is wildly superior in all ways.

Also, if you're into piracy...a laptop with a big wide screen is the only way to go. Try watching a cam-made movie like The Hunger Games on an I-pad.

Unless your goal is to win a date with a gay man or you live in one of the nations five largest cities and move a lot ... there is absolutely no need to have an I-Pad.

I-Phones and I-Pads are huge with gays by the way. My girlfriends roommate is a gay man and a couple of the casino employees are gay. They each have different color I-Phones and talk about I-Pad's.
Someone as smart as you is actually buying the "My roomate is gay" line.
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:36 AM
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Someone as smart as you is actually buying the "My roomate is gay" line.
He's out of closet and has an ultra flaming boyfriend living in his bedroom.

He buys a bunch of different colored I-Phone's and I-Pod's to match different outfits. To me, that's more disturbing than anything else.

He gets Netflix and Amazon.com delivery and goes to movie theaters...even after I've taken the time to show him the joys of PiratesBay and UTorrent.

He refuses to eat leftovers...but he brings them home, puts them in the fridge, and eventually throws them away a few days later...assuming I don't eat them.

I will give him credit on the Jolly Rodger Candy flavored scented candals he has spread all over the appartment... those things smell freaking good ... but he is 'rub it in your face -- and bash you over the head' gay.
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:47 AM
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He's out of closet and has an ultra flaming boyfriend living in his bedroom.

He buys a bunch of different colored I-Phone's and I-Pod's to match different outfits. To me, that's more disturbing than anything else.

He gets Netflix and Amazon.com delivery and goes to movie theaters...even after I've taken the time to show him the joys of PiratesBay and UTorrent.

He refuses to eat leftovers...but he brings them home, puts them in the fridge, and eventually throws them away a few days later...assuming I don't eat them.

I will give him credit on the Jolly Rodger Candy flavored scented candals he has spread all over the appartment... those things smell freaking good ... but he is 'rub it in your face -- and bash you over the head' gay.
give him some socks!!! j/k
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:06 AM
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He's out of closet and has an ultra flaming boyfriend living in his bedroom.

He buys a bunch of different colored I-Phone's and I-Pod's to match different outfits. To me, that's more disturbing than anything else.

He gets Netflix and Amazon.com delivery and goes to movie theaters...even after I've taken the time to show him the joys of PiratesBay and UTorrent.

He refuses to eat leftovers...but he brings them home, puts them in the fridge, and eventually throws them away a few days later...assuming I don't eat them.

I will give him credit on the Jolly Rodger Candy flavored scented candals he has spread all over the appartment... those things smell freaking good ... but he is 'rub it in your face -- and bash you over the head' gay.
Is his name Jack?
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:25 AM
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Is his name Jack?
No.

Here he is in all his glory ...










And if you have anything other than an I-Phone ... you're a loser with a piece of sh!t phone. Think of that the next time you think you'll look cool with an I-Pad.
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