Need help with planning Derby Party

[Port Conway Lane]

Originally Posted by Clip-Clop

I always place multiple $2 and $5 win bets on every horse and let guests (kids enjoy this) choose blindly to give the uninitiated a rooting interest. Last year one unlucky fan traded her $5 win on AK for Shackleford (on my advice...).
I also roast a whole hog and go through three or four bottles of Woodford and many sprigs of mint.
It has become a popular party in my neighborhood.

You're a great host!! Providing food and liquor and giving away $140 worth of tickets.