Dating at the Track

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by fpsoxfan

"I just want to tell you that you are the most beautiful woman I've seen at the track today."

That line might not get you anywhere at PID.

My father just had surgery for prostate cancer last week. It takes a truly dedicated horse player to show up at the track carrying a bag of your own piss hooked up to your dick around with you.

I was joking around with him that he should go downstairs into the casino and try to pick up chicks with that bag.