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03-30-2012, 08:58 AM
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A buddy of mine from Saratoga had an interesting thing happen at the track many years ago. It was toward the end of the meet and he was hanging out in the Jim Dandy Bar getting hammered and saw a lady that seemed real pretty to him. He said oh WTF and walked up to her and said "I just want to tell you that you are the most beautiful woman I've seen at the track today." They have been married now for 7 years and have two great kids. True Story!!! So......you never know!
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03-30-2012, 09:20 AM
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My father just had surgery for prostate cancer last week. It takes a truly dedicated horse player to show up at the track carrying a bag of your own piss hooked up to your dick around with you. I was joking around with him that he should go downstairs into the casino and try to pick up chicks with that bag.
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03-30-2012, 09:45 AM
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Wow, that was some first date. I still can't belive that there was no mention of Subway or anal.........................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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03-30-2012, 10:47 AM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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